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Guess where ConFonz ate things

Nick Douglas · 05/25/06 09:00AM

The ConFonz eats more than the souls of young booth jockeys. Valleywag's conference correspondent turns his gastronomic distress into a game: Guess the conference luncheons!

ConFonz at JavaOne 2006: God, who switched to decaf?

Nick Douglas · 05/17/06 04:07PM

It takes more than a roomful of beanbag chairs to impress the ConFonz. Valleywag's favorite conference correspondent comes away from Sun's JavaOne conference with an upset stomach, a full bladder, and a case of the shakes.

ConFonz finishes E3: Stick a fork in Sony, it's done

Nick Douglas · 05/15/06 03:17PM

Valleywag conference correspondent ConFonz goes gonzo with a final update from E3. Among the news from the gaming mega-conference: gossips say the makers of Oddworld were fueled by Mary Jane.

ConFonz at E3: "Uneven grounf"

Nick Douglas · 05/12/06 09:00AM

ConFonz, a favorite Valleywag roving correspondent, reports again from E3 — this time, I suspect, from the hotel bar. It's okay, it was Thursday night and everyone was drunk. But just for fun, Valleywag won't proofread this edition of ConFonz.

ConFonz at E3: Wal-Mart robs gamers of their booth babes

Nick Douglas · 05/11/06 10:00AM

Big brother Kotaku's got a whole team at the E3 gaming mega-fest this week, but Valleywag, like any good tech outlet, outsourced its reporting to cheaper, less hygenic laborers. Valleywag friend ConFonz turns in another stellar report, the first of his missives from this love-in of gamers, game makers, and the boring dudes in between.

ConFonz at Maker Faire: I guess the kids didn't count

ndouglas · 04/24/06 02:13PM

ConFonz is a cynic — how else to explain his take on this weekend's Maker Faire in San Mateo? Not a mention of all the children running around, sticking their hands in rotating bicycle wheels and playing with fire. But for those who missed the Faire, chew on the Fonz's sour grapes.

ConFonz at GDC: Will Wright's sloppy like Poppy

ndouglas · 03/24/06 02:30PM

Valleywag conference correspondent ConFonz pops in from this week's Game Developers Convention in San Jose, where the future's cloudy and the strippers are far away.

ConFonz: Sid Meiers stays at the W

ndouglas · 03/17/06 11:38AM

The ConFonz calls in from 2K Games and sets a few records straight — like whether the gaming gene is dominant.

ConFonz: Old farts and pimply teens in Santa Clara

ndouglas · 03/15/06 06:35PM

ConFonz gives a break from all the SXSW news with demographic reports (old, fat) from a conference actually going on in the Valley. After reading this, though, it looks like Silicon Valley needs its beautiful SXSW-attending emigrants back from Austin. Thank God we're all flying back today.

ConFonz at the I-Play party

ndouglas · 03/10/06 11:03AM

The latest ConFonz update leads right into an afterparty gossipfest. Continuing from where he left off: