You know how the GOP—and Fox News pundits, especially—is arguing that teachers in Wisconsin are overpaid/need to make concessions? What did those same people think/say about corrupt Wall Street bankers? Tonight, Jon Stewart gave us an answer.

On tonight's Daily Show, Jon Stewart brought us the very first edition of "Indecision 2012." Namely, Stewart focused on Republican presidential candidates—or the lack thereof, so far—and, specifically, the many issues surrounding Mitt Romney and Sarah Palin.

On tonight's Late Show freshman Tea Party Senator Rand Paul stopped by for an interview. On the whole, the discussion focused on politics—specifically, education, government spending, and tax cuts for the rich. Naturally, the two men disagreed.

Yesterday, President Obama told federal lawyers to stop defending the "One Man, One Woman" Defense of Marriage Act, a step forward for gays seeking equal rights. Tonight, Jon Stewart detailed the developments, and also unveiled a new Twitter account!

First PayPal cut ties to Wikileaks, claiming the secret-spilling web site violated its terms of service. Now it has frozen the account of a group that raises funds for Bradley Manning's defense.

On Monday, Jon Stewart overviewed the chaotic budget showdown underway in Wisconsin. Tonight, Stewart continued his assault on Governor Scott Walker, and especially his less-than-appropriate statements today to a prank caller he thought was billionaire Republican operative David Koch.

Anyone who's been following the Larry King/Piers Morgan drama over the past several weeks knows that, post-takeover, King hasn't exactly been kind to Morgan in interviews. Namely, King thinks CNN "oversold" a non-dangerous Morgan. Tonight, Morgan called King out.

Last week, the House of Representatives voted to defund Planned Parenthood, mainly because it provides abortions, even though its federal funding can't go toward abortions. Tonight, Jon Stewart tackled that issue and poked fun at some famous anti-abortion Republicans.

Are you a 25-to-34-year-old male who prefers regular Dr Pepper, but wants fewer calories—and also knows that Diet Dr. Pepper is for queers? Allow us to introduce you to Dr Pepper Ten: ten masculine calories, made outta balls.

In 2007, several 9/11 "Truthers" infiltrated/disrupted Bill Maher's Real Time audience. Maher was pissed. But that's not all! During tonight's live taping, the program was again disrupted—this time by a lone screeching/shouting man. Again, Maher was pissed.

On tonight's Daily Show—after bemoaning IBM-created Watson's Jeopardy! domination—Jon Stewart took on the task of balancing President Obama's $3.7 trillion budget. Before his attempt, though, Stewart was sure to point out hypocrisy on both sides of the aisle.

Tonight, Jon Stewart returned from vacation with a segment about the revolution in Egypt—or, more specifically, the media's reaction to it. From those trying to credit Twitter, to Fox News' post-revolution fear-mongering, and more, nobody was safe.

The Century Club in Manhattan is a throwback to the romantic days of yore, when men of arts and letters would gather in private wood-paneled rooms next to roaring fires to discuss the intellectual issues of the day. Like how inferior women are! The Century itself started admitting women in 1988, thanks to a court order, but now the woman-issue has reared its pretty little head once again.

Fort Wayne, Indiana is a town divided today. The city decided to put the naming of its new government center to a public vote; voters chose to name the building for one of the town's former mayors, who served four terms from the 1930s through the 1950s.

The state of Alabama—and, indeed, the southern region of America as a whole—is reeling in shock and disbelief this week after reports that a white frat boy at the University of Alabama yelled "nigger" at a black student walking by his frat house. A white frat boy, in Alabama, uttering a racial slur? Now we've heard it all.

Frank Wisner, our special envoy to Egypt and Barack Obama's point man for managing the ongoing crisis there, planted a big wet kiss on Hosni Mubarak over the weekend when he told attendees of a German security conference that Mubarak "must stay in office," which is not even remotely close to what Barack Obama has been saying.

Tonight, Jon Stewart broke down the latest developments (well, as of this afternoon) in the Egypt situation, from President Hosni Mubarak's defiant speech, to the recent outbreak of violence by pro-Mubarak thugs, to the attack on Anderson Cooper, and more!

Tonight, Jon Stewart confronted the conflicting view of many conservatives that America is both 1) the greatest country ever and 2) in deep trouble/not as good as many other countries. They're political hypochondriacs! (Glenn Beck is the worst of them.)

On tonight's Daily Show, Jon Stewart began to respond to Sarah Palin's idiotic response to President Obama's State of the Union address. As he did, though, Stewart realized—and then explained with evidence—that Palin may be... a Russian spy?!

Southern fast food chain Chick-fil-A has caused an uproar with its support of anti-gay groups like Focus on the Family. People are boycotting it and circulating petitions! But why is no one mentioning that Chick-fil-A isn't that great?