Did you watch Conveyor Belt of Love yesterday? It's about one of those sushi restaurant things except instead of raw fish, it's men. A great new technological advancement that has us thinking of other ways to revolutionize the dating-show format.

Today at Gawker.TV, Jimmy Fallon makes backhanded comments about David Letterman, the 31-year-old virgin who refuses to leave, not all contestants on The Bachelor have coordination, this week's Hoarder has lost a loaded gun in his house, and cowbell girl.

Travis, contestant on Conveyor Belt of Love, announced his virginity from the beginning. Despite this, he was chosen by lovely Besty— until she replaces him with another douche dude. His fancy introduction, balloon animal skills, and awkward desperation below.

Like your men served up fast-food style? ABC capitalizes on our nation's "need it now" attitude with this promotional teaser for what may be the worst reality dating show ever— coming to your living rooms as soon as January!

Look everyone! This guy who is going to be a contestant on upcoming reality show Conveyor Belt of Love was in gay porn! Ugh, this has become so commonplace it's boring. Now these genres go hand in hand.

If the amount of money someone sues Sacha Baron Cohen for reflects how pissed off they are about him making them look stupid on camera, then this Palestinian is by far the most pissed off. He's suing for $110 million.