Today at Gawker.TV, Jimmy Fallon makes backhanded comments about David Letterman, the 31-year-old virgin who refuses to leave, not all contestants on The Bachelor have coordination, this week's Hoarder has lost a loaded gun in his house, and cowbell girl.

World, Meet Cowbell Girl; Cowbell Girl, World
Well, it took a mere 4 days before The Fiesta Bowl handed us the first instant classic of 2010. Without further ado, here is Cowbell Girl.

A Botched First Impression on The Bachelor
Jake Pavelka is finally meeting his 25 sexxxy suitors on The Bachelor. Ashleigh, a spunky blond from Maryland, steps out of the car, shoots Jake a wry, sexy smile, and promptly proceeds to eat it.

The 31-Year-Old Virgin Who Wouldn't Go Away
Travis, contestant on ABC's Conveyor Belt of Love, announced his virginity from the beginning. Despite this, he was chosen by lovely Besty— until she replaces him with another douche dude. Come watch his fancy introduction, balloon animal skills, and awkward desperation.

Did Jimmy Fallon Diss David Letterman on Late Night?
During an interview segment with Fred Willard on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon last night, things got pretty awkward for a second when it appeared as though Fallon took a dig at his predecessor, Late Show host David Letterman.

Hoarders: Now Where Did I Leave My Loaded Guns?
Hoarding can be a very dangerous habit. It's filthy, unsanitary, and poses serious health threats. Although it's kind of hard to top the dangers of having so much stuff that you can't find your guns strewn throughout the house.