George Clooney's rumored rebound fling could fling him across the room. Carey Mulligan gets engaged. Kim Kardashian emulates Kate Middleton. Hugh Hefner planks. Demi Lovato credits her success to Barney the dinosaur. Thursday gossip dominates.

Following tonight's season finale of Real Housewives of New York, stars Sonja Morgan and Countess LuAnn de Lesseps spent some time yakking it up with Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live.

Between Kim Zolciak, Countess Crackerjacks, and Danielle Staub, it's pretty hard to "drop" the worst single ever spawned from Bravo's metastasizing Real Housewives franchise. Leave it to Simon van Kempen, husband of Real Housewives of New York's Alex McCord, to take the cake with an astronomically bad creation.

If you were channel-surfing around the time this episode aired last night, you might have been confused if you landed on NBC around 10pm. What's with all that blood? Did Kelly Bensimon finally lose her mind and kill Bethenny Frankel?

Rachael Ray had the Real Housewives of New York City on her show to teach us their life-saving tips. Here Countess LuAnn de Lesseps makes sure we all know which bread plate and water glass is ours. She's so helpful.

Now that sex tape actress Danielle Staub was possibly fired from Real Housewives of New Jersey she needs more attention than ever. She'll get plenty of negative attention for this performance of her dance single on a local news show!

Not happy merely ruining eardrums with her aural abomination "Money Can't Buy You Class," Real Housewife LuAnn de Lesseps stopped by off-Broadway show Love, Loss, and What I Wore last night. Word is she's thinking of joining the rotating cast.

Hear ye, hear ye. This session of Real Housewives of New York Court of the State of Bravo is about to begin. We will hear testimony and sentence the guilty accordingly. The Honorable Andrew M. "Andy" Cohen is presiding.

Countess LuAnn de Lesseps aural abomination, "Money Can't Buy You Class," continues to amuse. She performed the song on an LA morning show earlier this week. The station's interns laughed at her while she performed.

Raise your glass, because on the season finale of The Real Housewives of NYC, Countess LuAnn finally debuted her new hot mess of a single, "Money Can't Buy You Class." Elegance may be learned, but so are lip-syncing skills, LuAnn.

Real Housewife Countess LuAnn de Lesseps' first music video was leaked last week. After wondering what she did to get her face to look so different, we talked to the creative director of the shoot. He revealed all.

How did this music video for Real Housewife Countess LuAnn De Lesseps' aural abomination "Money Can't Buy You Class" exist for three days without us seeing it? It's because they've completely rearranged her face!

Chris Young, the man who made New York Housewife LuAnn de Lesseps' musical abomination "Money Can't Buy You Class," says he gets 1,400 emails a day from people who want to work with him. Have they heard the song?

We thought the aural crimes of Countess LuAnn's single were bad enough, but now she says she's always singing at dinner and at concerts at her kids' school. There's no auto-tune in real life. Think of the children, Crackerjacks!

Countess LuAnn of Crackerjacks, Real Housewife of New York, thinks Megan Fox's sexual revelations are just too much. "Megan Fox has a tendency to overshare... there is usually an ulterior motive for revealing so much about one's private life." [OK]

We already introduced you to (kinda) socialite Sonja Morgan, but Bravo rocked our world this morning by announcing that they've added another lady to their cast of ditzy dames. So, who the hell is she?