Countess LuAnn's Singing Voice Has Been Secretly Terrorizing the World for Years 7.19K Brian Moylan 04/29/10 10:40AM Filed to: Siren songs Siren songs Real Housewives of New York Countess luann luann de lesseps horrible things Gettypic We thought the aural crimes of Countess LuAnn's single were bad enough, but now she says she's always singing at dinner and at concerts at her kids' school. There's no auto-tune in real life. Think of the children, Crackerjacks!