Dennis Hastert, the former Speaker of the House who has been accused of molesting five minors while coaching high school sports, is reportedly “sorry,” according to his lawyer.

Police in Las Vegas say a woman driving a minivan with a three-year-old inside intentionally mowed down dozens of pedestrians Sunday night, killing at least one person.

Earlier today, the 31 year-old owner of a pizza shop in Rochester—one of the very first Americans to ever be accused of recruiting for ISIS—pleaded guilty in federal court.

On Friday, the hunter became the hunted.

After a woman at a Manhattan nightclub told a man that she was not interested in him, he reportedly followed her out of the club and onto an MTA bus. When she got off the bus more than a mile later in an attempt to lose him, he allegedly attacked her.

Detectives arrested a registered sex offender Saturday while he was allegedly in the midst of downloading child pornography on the free Wi-Fi at a Hillsboro, Ore., Starbucks.

Authorities in Delaware have charged a 17-year-old boy with first degree murder after they say he fatally shot his father with a crossbow to avoid a confrontation about skipping school, The Washington Post reports.

It's been three days since two carjackers drove a stolen SUV into a family selling fruit in north Philadelphia, resulting in the deaths of three children, but police still have no leads on the suspects' whereabouts, who disappeared on foot after the accident. The reward stands at $110,000 for their capture.

Yolanda Arguello, 59, a cook at the South Valley New Mexico Women's Recovery Academy in Albuquerque, faces battery charges this week after witnesses revealed that she had been licking sandwiches she was making for parole and probation officers at the facility.

Last Friday night, a woman allegedly tried to cut off her husband's penis with a box-cutter, only to be thwarted by his denim pants.

If you're looking for a way to peak your heart rate today, Denver area drug suspect Ryan Stone had the city rapt this morning when he led police officers in a three-car carjacking, one which included an unattended four-year-old boy.

Another woman who had previously accused Bill Cosby of sexual assault has repeated her claim to Katie J.M. Baker, describing how she was "assaulted a number of times." A "source close to Cosby" characterized Baker's work to BuzzFeed as "a gal at Newsweek that's frisky, looking at some of these things."

Police believe that an accident on Thursday at the North Carolina State Fair where five people were ejected from a Vortex ride was no accident at all — the carnival operator has been arrested and charged with tampering the ride to harm people.

31 year-old Terry Antone Jenkins of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina was arrested twice on September 8 for domestic violence charges after having a threesome with his girlfriend…and her cousin.

The pope met with his former butler today in order to pardon him for turning over embarrassing confidential Vatican papers to an Italian journalist. As official Church pardons go, it was "intense and personal," and was followed by the customary annual anti-gay Christmas address. But compared to other papal pardons, it barely merits notice:

The next time you get caught doing something you shouldn't (stealing food off a friend's plate, coveting thy neighbor's wife, etc.) one way you could try to get out of it is by opening your eyes really wide and yelling "Oh, what, what time is it, where am I, oh, man, I was asleep, bro, I was fast asleep and I just woke up and found myself here doing something I shouldn't – what happened?"

Seventeen men and women were arrested in Brooklyn on Wednesday and charged with running a pricey prostitution business called "High Class NY". A lucrative prostitution business, too—according to the D.A.'s office, the company raked in $7 million over three years.

In today's little bit of authoritarianism we can get behind: Philadelphia is going to start handing out citations—and $120 fines—to pedestrians who "text while they walk without looking ahead."

People are into some crazy stuff, but John Gallagher, 19, was arrested for breaking into his old high school in Missouri, stealing boys' underwear from their lockers, and masturbating on them. He was charged with burglary and unlawfully entering a high school. Being stuck in the past and a general pervert aren't crimes yet, which is just sort of sad.

Watch Paris Hilton giggling while her boyfriend accidentally hits a paparazzi cameraman with his car and takes off in a hit and run. Also Havey Levin, previous interviewer outside of the People's Court defends Paris and her boyfriend's actions!