It's not the wailing or red eyes, it's the smell of tears. A new study finds the smell of women's tears lowered men's testosterone levels and level of sexual arousal. That's why you never get laid after watching Grey's Anatomy!

Sometimes material is just too good to use once and throw away. This seems to be the case with Jason Segel's Kermit story, since he used it last week and again last night on Late Night. Comparison inside.

Movies are filled with laughter and sadness, sometimes both at the same time. This supercut proves just how interchangeable those emotions are with a combination of some great movie laughing moments and a piano theme which tugs at the heartstrings.

ESPN College GameDay commentator Lee Corso received the "Contributions for College Football Award" last night. While thanking his co-anchors he strangely got teary-eyed; as of now he's not retiring. Maybe he was battling a disease. Maybe he loves Kirk Herbstreit?

In Frankel's hit show Bethenny Getting Married, we got to see a sensitive side of the reality star. However in this video, we realize she was overwhelmed with emotion for the majority of the series. Who cares, she deserves it!

Hot banker Debrahlee Lorenzana and her new legal adviser—lawyer to America's starfuckers Gloria Allred—filed a complaint today against Citibank, which she says fired her for being too hot. Naturally, this required a new photo op—this time with tears.

Today Rachael Ray gave a lower-income woman a dress to wear for job interviews. However, it seems this woman's more excited at the fact that she's wearing Rachael's old clothes than the prospect of a job.

This little girl's heart can't handle the blinding beauty of Justin Bieber. She cries when she listens to his songs, but she also cries when she's not listening to his songs—because she wants to listen to his songs.

Because Tiger has been through so much! He needs our sympathy, and this brave, emotional, sissy Golf Channel host is here to give it to him. Tiger's admission that he cheated on his wife repeatedly warrants tears, dammit!

The whole thing is supposed to be adorable, and it is, sorta. In the same kind of funny/sad way that this video was cute but also quietly unsettling. Though the husband assures us in the site's FAQs section that his wife is perfectly mentally fit and doesn't bawl uncontrollably at everything in life, just silly movies, we just don't know, man. This lady is a liiiittle wacky. What happens when she watches, like, Night and Fog? Does her face just fall off? Another scary fact: Apparently she "used to cry at the end of The Little Mermaid when she was 4." So this person is 25-years-old, tops. Unless the guy's talking about the weird Richard Chamberlain version where she turns to sea foam at the end. Is that the one? We doubt that's the one. Point being: What happens when she has kids? This, we guess.

If this doesn't elicit some kind of emotion from you, then remove yourself from the human race and cash in your soul now. On freezing days like today, this will make you feel warm.

It's hard to understand women's motives sometimes. Two day silent treatment because I said your mother is wretched? Sure, whatever. But throw us a bone once in a while. Hysterically crying at the end of Star Wars is just confusing.

As it turns out, Oberlin has sort of a "secret" website, as secret as any website called Oberlin Confessional can get. You can type in your anonymous confessions in the "booth!" After the jump, excerpts from November 27th alone: