Just because the glistening, gaudy megachurch he founded is about to be sold in bankruptcy does not mean that fancy religious man/teevee preacher Rev. Dr. Robert H. Schuller should have to give up his limo driver. God wants him to have nice things.

At Crystal Cathedral—the monstrous southern California megachurch that went bankrupt last year despite being home to the blessed "Hour of Power" broadcast—the problems just keep on coming, as if god was not even listening to their prayers.

If, like many elitist heathens, you consider a megachurch in Orange County to be one of the most objectionable things your imagination could ever conjure up, you'll be impolitely happy to hear that the Crystal Cathedral is bankrupt. (Financially).