The world's only sloth orphanage, located in Costa Rica, seems more like five star hotel than a zoo. As if these adorable creatures weren't lazy enough, all they do is hang around all day smiling and munching on veggies.

I wish I could wake up in the morning with the same gusto for all the little parts of my life as this sweet girl seems to have. Watch as she sings an impromptu song about everything that is great!

Behold! This teeny-tiny roe deer's mother died in a car crash, but moments after mama's death, little baby Bambi struggled out of the womb and survived. It'd be creepy as hell if the result weren't so adorable. [Daily Mail] Updated!

This Brazilian baby may be the most talented infant ever to grace YouTube's "dancing baby" genre. I'm not sure how he has so many moves, or why his balance is so good. Perhaps he's a prodigy of dance?

One day, a small, cute-as-a-button cat auditioned for the role of "Kitten Wearing a Tiny Hat" in (I presume) a commercial. Unfortunately, a bigger cat—and impromptu casting director—named Speedo was NOT HAVING IT. The cute/sad/funny video is inside.

The world is a scary place! On Monday alone we had a giant sinkhole, an international incident, marauding bees and a mosquito plague. So why not take a couple minutes and watch an otter pup learning how to swim?

Zimbabwean dictator Robert Mugabe was apparently not content with merely sporting a Hitler moustache. He clearly felt his crazy despot credentials were lacking something. Which may be why he sent a boatload of animals to North Korea's Kim Jong Il.

For more than a century, scientists thought Madagascar's Sibree's dwarf lemur was extinct. But researchers from McGill University captured two recently, while looking for other kinds of dwarf lemurs. An important advancement in the field of OMFG WANT ONE! [SciAm]

Kids these days. They can pick up new pieces of tech and browse through them like a pro. This iPad wunderkind's first experience with the machine shows how intuitive it can be. Another Apple Fangirl is born.

Clapping a slate over-and-over again can get a little bit boring. That's why Inglorious Basterds' slate lady, Geraldine Brezca, adds a little bit of spice to her otherwise banal job. "Scene 34 Blow Job!" Brillz.

Let us celebrate this most nerdy 3.14 with a videos of preternaturally intelligent children reciting hundreds of digits of pi from memory. They can't tie their shoes, but they could balance your checkbook.

Pedigree dog food has apparently stepped up their game when it comes to commercials. This ad, shot using a 1000-frames-per-second Phantom camera, shows awww!-inducing dogs catching treats with their mouths in slow motion. Neat!

During Barney's quest to bed the ladies, he stumbled upon a sure-fire way to get girls to come back to his apartment: Teacup Pigs. We dare you not to squeal with delight at the sight of these miniature piggies.

And why yes, that is Carrie Underwood playing the girl who fell for the "Teacup Pig" ploy.

Look out, there's a new man's best friend—and this little guy can fit on your desk. Dog bone: check, miniature doggy bed: check, absolutely crippling cuteness: check!

The View had their second annual "Mutt Show" today, which showcased dogs that weren't quite as high-class as those at Westminster. The ladies discussed it's piercing blue eyes, what kind of mix it is, and if it's really a llama.

Only the cutest thing we've ever seen. We're not quite sure what the rules of play are, but the blimp was manned by hamsters, the cheerleaders were sleepy bunnies, and there was a kitty halftime show. Judge for yourself.

If there's one thing that kids do that's adorable, it's arguing about computer platforms and dropping F-bombs.

Zookeepers at the Bronx Zoo give these squirrel monkeys a special treat they've never had before: Jell-O filled with blueberries. Hesitant at first, the monkeys end up absolutely loving this rare and slippery treat. Sure beats eating their own poo.

Two weeks before the Salahis crashed their way into America's consciousness, a couple of Georgian tourists unwittingly bumbled into an invite-only lunch at the White House. Their story, as reported today by the AP, is adorable.

If this doesn't elicit some kind of emotion from you, then remove yourself from the human race and cash in your soul now. On freezing days like today, this will make you feel warm.