Don't mourn Jenny Slate's departure from Saturday Night Livetoo much—she and comedy partner Gabe Liedman have taken their gag normally saved for the stage at their Big Terrific comedy show and recorded it for the web. Hooray!

As a surprise to the bride, her friends and family spontaneously broke out into song at the reception. Even if you aren't a fan of musicals, you'll probably still go "awwwww-uh!" Watch the clip after the jump.

Definitive proof that God speaks English: He wrote "CAT" in this cat's fur. Unless, of course, cats are tools of a forgetful Devil who needs his disciples to wear name tags.

It's been a hard week, between the Koran-burning man, and the enormous explosion in California, and the accusations of war crimes. You deserve a massage and a cold drink. But more than that: You deserve a monkey riding a pig.

Next question: Why do they sound like your dog's favorite chew toy? Third question: Otters can jump? The answers don't really even matter because you'll simply be blinded by cuteness while watching this video. Promise!

Dogs! Cute dogs! Cute dogs using exercise equipment! Yay! Anyway, here's a video of two adorable Corgi pups workin' on their fitness with a whip, snap, grin on their faces, and just enough tongue-wagging to complement the rest of it.

Over in Ireland, a dog and a dolphin play together as if they were siblings. Why? As it turns out, the dolphin is grieving because its mate passed away and became friends with the dog because it was lonely. Aww!

It's time for another video of the Internet's (or Gawker.TV's, at least) favorite cat, Winston Bananas (pet to fourfour's Rich Juzwiak). In this installment, Winston is displeased to find the lid of a sugar pot on his head. Drama!

This is something you don't see every day. Or ever, really. A rat, named Tinkerbell, shampooing herself in her owner's sink and—someway, somehow—actually looking cute while doing so. Rats being cute? Buh? The surprisingly adorable video is inside.

It's Friday—aka cute cat video time! Here's an adorable collection of kittens chillin' on their owner's area rug. Two of them become startled when the rug moves and subsequently perform the most inadvertently cute acrobatics ever. Watch inside.

If this timid-yet-adorable talking shell voiced by Saturday Night Live's Jenny Slate doesn't make you crack a smile, your heart may be made of stone. The comedienne used her real voice and co-wrote the short as well.

Bumrushed by a thief on the street, an innocent female shrieked: Her cellphone had been stolen! Just then, a Vespa scooted onto the scene. Chromed wheels shining like justice, its passengers chased down the bandit and retrieved the maiden's phone.

This is a video of four cats and two dogs being hand-fed peanut butter by their owner, which proves that—if there's one thing that brings the two species together—it's sweet, sticky food. Also: BAWWWWW SO CUTE! Watch inside.

This footage recorded yesterday at the Philadelphia Zoo, is so completely adorable that it'll melt even the coldest of hearts. Watch a group of humboldt penguins chase around a butterfly and be delighted.

After being chased up a tree by dogs and then electrocuted, this cat had all four of its legs amputated. But this legless cat's not ready to give up yet! She can crawl and play like the rest of 'em.

Louise was a USC student with a major case of awkwardness and a crush on her best friend. The show tried to help her by skydiving and speed dating, but still managed to capture her most awkward moment on film.

Aviarios Del Caribe in Costa Rica is the only established orphanage for sloths. Although we previously got a brief look at the sloths, this more in depth video will send your heart over the edge.

And for me! Because I love chick-flicks. The premise of the show is as follows: a (barely) geeky girl is taken under the wing of a style/life adviser, made over, and forced to tell her crush she likes him.

Watch out, Samantha Ronson! There's a new up-and-coming DJ who's spinnin' the beats like a pro. Oh, yeah—he's also a dog. Watch as this French Bulldog expertly navigates a turntable and scratches his way into our hearts.

One, two, three: ZOMG SO CUTE CAN'T HANDLE THE CUTENESS AHHHHHH! Now that we have that out of the way, why don't you come inside and watch this adorable video of a baby eating a watermelon... while inside said watermelon.