Prosecutors have accused a priest in New Jersey of pointing a functioning, Civil War-style musket at an 8-year-old boy because he was a fan of the Dallas Cowboys, NBC New York reports. The priest is a fan of the New York Giants.

Brennan Clay is a free agent NFL running back who this week alleged that his wife is cheating on him with star Dallas Cowboys running back Demarco Murray, pictured above, who was also Clay's teammate at the University of Oklahoma. Tonight, Clay posted naughty text messages he says show Murray asking his wife if they can fuck in her bed.

After news broke that first openly-gay NFLer Michael Sam had signed to the Dallas Cowboys practice squad, Houston's Fox 26 apparently snuck a dumb gay joke about Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo into its news crawl: "Tony Romo, still the gayest player on the Cowgirls."

AT&T Stadium, home of the Dallas Cowboys, is also the home of a 72-foot-high by 160-foot-wide, 1.2 million-pound big screen, one of the largest Diamond Visions in the world. Conan O'Brien decided to put that massive display to its best possible use: playing video games.

Jerry Jones was quite humble in last night's 60 Minutes interview. To be fair, his team is going to miss the playoffs and he - by his own admission - would be fired if George Steinbrenner was his boss.

In what appears to be a new pre-game ritual, the Dallas Cowboys defense gathers around linebacker Keith Brooking for some game-time motivation. What follows can either be described as pure inspiration or plain hilariousness, you be the judge.

ExtenZe brand 'male-enhancement supplement'* has hired former Dallas Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson as its new spokesman. He will talk about how a pill made his penis bigger in ads. *(These claims have not been evaluated by the FDA.) [AdAge]