Tonight—at 8:00 PM on ABC, and for two *live* hours—the remaining seven celebrities from this season of Dancing with the Stars will sashay on the ballroom floor for the judges' scores and your votes. Your open thread, inside.

Last night's episode of Dancing With the Stars bid adieu to Florence Henderson, but the highlight of the night was The Hoff's faux commercial. It also stars Margaret Cho and The Situation, who have since been cast off the show.

This week is "TV Theme Week" on Dancing With the Stars, and because Audrina Patridge hasn't done much of anything besides appear on MTV reality shows, she was stuck performing to the song that made her (kind of?) famous.

Tonight's Dancing with the Stars asked the participants to perform a routine to a TV theme song. Bristol Palin and partner Mark Ballas chose The Monkees. They donned—and then stripped—monkey suits! It was meh at best. Video inside.

Tonight—at 8:00 PM on ABC, and for two *live* hours—the remaining eight celebrities from this season of Dancing with the Stars will sashay on the ballroom floor for the judges' scores and your votes. Your open thread, inside.

"What they see on Jersey Shore is really only a keyhole to who I am," said The Situation. "I'm just a very intelligent young businessman who's playing the part and really trying to work hard to be in this business."

After only four weeks of competition, The Situation was sent home last night after one of the worst dances the show had ever seen. Inside, video of the elimination, a flashback montage of his "best moments," and his final dance.

We're all enjoying the terrible job that Bristol Palin and The Situation are doing on Dancing With the Stars, but how's Audrina Patridge doing? The Hills' star had been scoring high until last night when she was expected to act.

Famous for getting knocked up, then denouncing copulation, Bristol Palin is determined to keep her sex life in the public eye. On Dancing with the Stars last night, she ripped a man's shirt off and humped him in slow motion.

"You know that was a terrible mess," said Bruno Tonioli after Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino's routine—an Argentine Tango—on tonight's Dancing with the Stars. And, honestly? It was a secondhand embarrassment-inducing mess. Watch inside. Update: Bristol Palin gets sexy!

Tonight—at 8:00 PM on ABC, and for two *live* hours—the remaining nine celebrities from this season of Dancing with the Stars will sashay on the ballroom floor for the judges' scores and your votes. Your open thread, inside.

Tonight, Bristol Palin did the Foxtrot on DWTS—or she tried to, at least. It was weird. Partner Mark Ballas played a homeless man who Palin rejected... and then danced with. Inside, video of the routine and judges' comments/scores.

Tonight—at 8:00 PM on ABC, and for two *live* hours—the remaining 10 celebrities from this season of Dancing with the Stars will sashay on the ballroom floor for the judges' scores and your votes. Your open thread, inside.

Paris Hilton and her boyfriend drove into a photographer and took off. Lindsay Lohan's brother finally speaks out. There's a new Real Housewife of New York. Katie Couric might return to Today. Take a crash course in Thursday's gossip.

Michael Bolton's shoddy dancing is what did him in, getting him eliminated early from the 11th season of DWTS. Afterwards, he reveals his 90-year-old mother was present to witness the drubbing taken from judge Bruno.

Last night, we asked whether or not the Dancing with the Stars audience booed for Sarah Palin (watch here). Today, we heard that the show would issue a clarification. Well, we just got it—clarification-providing raw footage, inside!

Dancing with the Stars will take some time away from its foxtrotting D-listers tonight to prove that the audience was booing the judges, not Sarah Palin, last night. No one has any reason to boo Sarah Palin, now do they?

How did Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino do on his first "real" performance on Dancing With the Stars? We rounded up all of the best parts for you (because nobody should have to sit through two whole hours of celebrity dancing!)

Now that you've decided whether or not Sarah Palin was booed on last night's Dancing with the Stars (watch here), here's another gem: Bristol's Alaska visit with partner Mark Ballas, who mommy was quite smitten with, to say the least.

Sarah Palin is in tonight's DWTS audience to support her daughter, Bristol (watch Bristol's grody routine from last week here). Tom Bergeron interviewed Palin a bit ago, and—just beforehand—the audience booed. Loudly! What gives? The video, inside.