America, rejoice! Tonight, during Dancing with the Stars' live finale, Bristol Palin was deservedly, FINALLY given the boot when she finished in third place. Shotgun-fearing televisions across the country may now come out of hiding! Watch Palin get eliminated inside.

There's a lobby underway to get witchy failed Tea Party Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell cast on your mother's favorite show, Dancing with the Stars. Currently that lobby consists of only Sarah Palin. Shockingly, we agree with Sarah on this one.

It's true. We know where and when the amazing ceremony will be. Will you be invited?? Sit by your mailbox and wait! Also today: Miley Cyrus dares to be a teenager, Sandra Bullock is accosted, and Bristol Palin news.

Tonight, Dancing with the Stars began its two-day finale with the season's last performance episode. After doing "redemption" dances, the final three performed freestyle routines. Predictably, Bristol Palin's effort—a Chicago cage dancing copycat—failed on multiple levels. Watch inside.

Tonight—at 8:00 PM on ABC—the remaining three celebrities on this season of Dancing with the Stars will sashay across the ballroom floor for the judges' scores and your votes... for the final time! Your open thread is inside.

Biological terrorism strikes dancing-based reality show! Lindsay Lohan's loses her last best chance at saving her career. The cabin where Prince William proposed to Kate Middleton: Revealed! Sexiest man alive news! Saturday Gossip Roundup is protecting the homeland.

On Lopez Tonight, Carrie Ann talks about the power of America's voice and why she supports Bristol Palin's dancing fame. She goes on to talk about the power of Twitter and the public's reaction to Brandy's demise.

Last night, Jon Stewart begrudgingly covered four Palin-related stories: Bristol's shocking DWTS upset (here) and her pro-abstinence PSA with The Situation (here), Willow's homophobic Facebook rage (here), and the whole family's ridiculous new reality show (here). The video, inside.

Brandy and her dancing partner Maxim Chmerskovskiy seemed a bit dejected when they appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night. Despite perfect scores, they still lost! To cheer them up, Kimmel tried to stir some anti-Palin rage. Video inside:

Sure, strong reactions to the Palins' new TLC show prompted a hilarious children's Facebook firefight. But that's nothing compared to one man's reaction to Bristol Palin's latest Dancing With the Stars routine: He hated it enough to shoot his TV.

Tonight, we witnessed possibly the most shocking—and controversial—elimination in Dancing with the Stars history when Brandy was sent home, making way for Bristol Palin to compete in next week's final. Also: the audience booed. Loudly! The video, inside.

In your Tuesday edition of, "Things we never expected to see, but never wanted to see, anyway," we have this: a horribly scripted and acted pro-abstinence PSA starring Bristol Palin and Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino. Watch—if you can—inside.

Tonight—at 8:00 PM on ABC and for two *live* hours—the remaining four celebrities from this season of Dancing with the Stars will sashay on the ballroom floor for the judges' scores and your votes. Your open thread, inside.

Is Bristol Palin hooking up with Dancing with the Stars' Mark Ballas? Some people think so! Also today: Pink is pregnant, Lil Wayne probably has a new kid, Sandra is dating again, more Mel vs. Oksana news, plus Katy Perry!

Tonight—at 8:00 PM on ABC and for two *live* hours—the remaining five celebrities from this season of Dancing with the Stars will sashay on the ballroom floor for the judges' scores and your votes. Your open thread, inside.

Baby-making teen role model Bristol Palin was too busy shimmying to vote: "I did not send in my absentee ballots to Alaska. I'm going to be in trouble. Sorry, mom!"

Dancing With The Stars contestant Audrina Patridge was on Wendy Williams today. Besides talking about her abs and The Hills, Audrina brought up how her partner Tony knew they would be voted off, and how he warned her beforehand.

Tonight—at 8:00 PM on ABC—the remaining six celebrities from this season of Dancing with the Stars will sashay on the ballroom floor for the judges' scores and your votes. Also: the 200th episode celebration! Your open thread, inside.

Here's a really gorgeous, uplifting video of The Hills star Audrina Patridge's mom slurring and swearing on a sidewalk after her daughter was eliminated from Dancing with the Stars. She has some particularly choice words for Lauren Conrad. Terrific.

This week, we shed a tear for Audrina Patridge—twice. Once for being voted off DWTS, and again when someone filmed her mother's 5-minute long drunken rant in which she called Lauren Conrad a "pissy little fashion shit." Cringe.