This crying baby is certain that the world is a terrible, unkind place and that nothing will ever be OK again. And she's probably right becau—never mind, Katy Perry's "Dark Horse" is starting. She nods her approval. The tempest is averted... for now.

Christian rappers Flame and LeCrae are going after Katy Perry in court, claiming her hit "Dark Horse" ripped off a 2008 song called "Joyful Noise," tarnishing it with "witchcraft, paganism, black magic and Illuminati imagery."

The Rosenberg, Texas Police Department has a very active Facebook page. "We actually want to be able to show people that we're just people, just like everybody else," they tell KPRC. To wit, officers Aerial Ronell and Ranell Roy filmed themselves jamming out to Katy Perry's "Dark Horse." You think Ronell is not so into it at first (Roy is so into it), but then that (absurd) Juicy J verse comes in and all is well.

Dark Horse, Todd Solondz latest festival circuit circler, gets its first official trailer.