darwin-awards
Man Dies After Jumping Into Icy River to Save His Cellphone
Neetzan Zimmerman · 01/13/14 03:14PMTwo Women Twerk on Subway Tracks Because #YOLO
Neetzan Zimmerman · 11/26/13 06:18PMIn the spirit of living once and dying young, two female subway patrons decided to pass the time by jumping onto the track bed and twerking their improvident hearts out.
Couple Having Sex on Railroad Tracks Fails to Notice Oncoming Train
Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/30/13 02:32PMTeen Accidentally Hangs Himself With Halloween Noose Decoration
Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/25/13 10:50AMVine Stunt Gone Terribly Wrong Turns Into a Teachable Moment
Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/18/13 08:10AMMan Buys Motorcycle Over Wife's Objections, Dies After Three-Mile Ride
Neetzan Zimmerman · 07/16/13 12:23PMKid Trying to Jump Over Car Fails, Then Succeeds, But Ultimately Fails
Neetzan Zimmerman · 06/11/13 05:31PMA 17-year-old "amateur stuntman" from Tarzana, California, bet his friends he could clear a moving car in a single bound.
Arizona Teen Taking Facebook Photos with Gun Accidentally Shoots, Kills Brother
Neetzan Zimmerman · 01/03/13 12:25PMMan Bets His Buddies He Could Eat Thirty Raw Eggs in a Row; Could Not
Neetzan Zimmerman · 12/27/12 10:55AMJust Because You Can Jump Between Subway Platforms Doesn't Mean You Should
Neetzan Zimmerman · 06/11/12 12:00PMIs it possible to bridge the divide between two NYC subway platforms?
Friendly Reminder: Being Drunk Does Not Exempt You From Gravity
Neetzan Zimmerman · 05/14/12 11:25AMAfter a day of downing pints at the pub, Little Miss Drunky Pants goes home to drink some more.
Teens Run Over While Sunbathing in the Road
Neetzan Zimmerman · 04/30/12 06:30PMAngry Man Bashes Elevator with His Scooter, Falls Down Shaft
Matt Cherette · 10/06/10 04:42PMAnd the winner of next year's Darwin Award is.... this guy! Watch as a man rams his motorized scooter into an elevator after missing it, ultimately breaking the panels and, sadly, plummeting to his eventual death. (Video isn't graphic, FYI.)