While chatting with Letterman about raising her two children with Chris Martin across the pond, Gwyneth bemoaned the two most widespread and truth-based stereotypes about England (bad teeth and bad food) to rapturous applause.

Letterman decided to treat Leno like he was the pinata at his own birthday party by cracking a few jokes at his expense. Reviving the late night wars, he takes another opportunity to call out Leno for being an 'ass.'

Now that he can't spend all his office time running around chasing tail, David Letterman needs something to do at work. So he's started a record label, C.E. Music. His first signed act? A popunk group called Runner Runner.

Today at Gawker.TV, David Letterman reveals his true feelings about Jay Leno to Dr. Phil, Mira Sorvino flashes the audience of Martha Stewart's show, Chuck begins again, and MTV's True Life dives right into the Hamptons.

Dave had Dr. Phil on The Late Show last night, and the doctor's bedside manner caused Dave to really let loose with his true feelings about Jay Leno and the whole Conan debacle.

Today at Gawker.TV, William Shatner and internet-sensation Lin Yu Chun duet, Fox and Friends go blue for Earth Day, we weigh in on South Park's Muhammad censorship controversy, and seven seasons worth of Michael Kors' Project Runway insults.

As opposed to the rest of the world, David Letterman said he "couldn't care less" about the story of the lost iPhone, obtained and exclusively revealed by Gizmodo, on last night's Late Show. Who does he think he's kidding?

Chris Rock surprised David Letterman last night on The Late Show when he brought up Dave's sex scandal. Rock also chastised Dave for hiring fat guys to replace the hot girl interns. David couldn't say much.

Ricky came on Dave's show to promote The Ricky Gervais Show and immediately the conversation turned to the stupidity of the show's star, Karl. Ricky explains the genius to Karl and what it's like to deal with someone that daft.

Everyone knows that Tina Fey is a fan of her four-year-old daughter, Alice. After Fey's interview with David Letterman on tonight's Late Show, however, it makes sense: Alice seems like one funny little girl. Like mother, like daughter? Video inside.

Fed up with the constant complaints about Toyota's brakes not working, "Akio Toyoda," CEO extraordinare, stopped by the CBS studios to give David Letterman and the Late Show audience a piece of his mind. Even Jay Leno didn't escape unscathed.

Today at Gawker.TV, Alan Thicke liste ns to his son's music while getting it on, David Letterman and Jimmy Kimmel miss those Late Night Wars, we investigate Ryan Seacrest's crush on Simon Cowell, and Justified left us feeling very indifferent.

Nobody misses The Late Night Wars more than Jimmy Kimmel and David Letterman. In addition to allowing them to openly mock Jay Leno, it was a big boost to their ratings. And Kimmel's having a hard time letting it go.

Jennifer Aniston stopped by the Late Show tonight for a chat with David Letterman. It was... awkward? Letterman randomly recited Aniston's filmography for her, brought up her age, obsessed over a magazine spread of her house, and more. Video inside.

Sadly, Robert Halderman, the CBS News producer who allegedly tried to blackmail David Letterman out of $2 million, will plead guilty today in exchange for an (extremely light) six month sentence. And the trial would have been so much fun!

Today at Gawker.TV, Bill Murray's zany antics on The Late Show, forgetful Robin Roberts, the best sinister laughs from Sci-Fi movies, How I Met Your Mother's teacup pigs, and Howard Stern's Leno-bashing appearance on The Early Show.

Reality has corrected itself, sadly. Jay Leno is back on The Tonight Show and is once again beating Dave Letterman. Last night, Jay the returning conqueror handily clobbered his old nemesis, who could really use a good Palin scandal. [EW]

In a couple of hours, Jay Leno returns to The Tonight Show. I will be tuning in. Why, you ask? Because I used to actually like Leno, and—honestly—I'm not sure that I ever really stopped. Inside, I explain.

As the heat from the Tiger Woods sex scandal cools, the once paparazzi plagued Rachel Uchitel will again settle into the cold grip of obscurity. She is one of scandal's secondary players, and we are done with her.

Tracy Morgan found a way to toe the line between being funny, and being bat-poop insane. He'll give a perfectly timed zinger, then will promptly ramble-off incoherently. This week, he was everywhere promoting Cop Out, and he wore his crazypants.