death-by-cute

Say Hello to Sir Stuffington, Your New Favorite Cat Pirate

Camille Dodero · 09/20/13 07:35PM

Sir Stuffington is a cat pirate. As legend has it, he sailed the high seas in search of buried catnip treasure, conquered doggy islands, and raided mouse villages. He lost his right eye in a swordfight with a flock of mutated seagulls and broke his jaw in battle with a sea monster. In fact, he was one of the most feared feline plunderers in kitty-pirate history—until one fateful night, when his lady love's captors spayed and neutered her, and the distraught Sir Stuffington got so drunk he crashed his ship.

I Can't Stop Watching This Cute Dog Play Fetch With Himself

Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/12/13 09:18AM

This video of a dog playing fetch with himself by the side of a river in Kobe, Japan, would be unbearably sad, if it weren't for the fact that the dog's owner is standing nearby, and that, according to the video's uploader, this is one of the dog's favorite pastimes.

This Baby Belting Out an Elvis Tune Will Satisfy Your Need for Cute

Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/09/13 08:03AM

Ella Mae may only be 21 months old and not really versed in American history or fluent in the English language, but that hardly stops her from singing adorably along to Elvis Presley's popular take on Mickey Newbury's "An American Trilogy."