This actress got angry calls from her mother's friends to help her pay for medical costs. This singer is giving everyone STDs, this actress wants security for her kids, and this actress can't work because she has hepatitis. She might need help with her own bills soon.
Angelina Jolie is a frail, skeletal wisp of a woman. A beautiful skeletal wisp, but a wisp nonetheless. And now it appears that she is getting wispier, on account of the fact that, well, she just plum "forgets to eat."
Less than a week after the investigation into his wife's 30-year-old drowning death was reopened, Robert Wagner will play a man suspected of murdering a woman on tonight's episode of NCIS. What a coinkydink! The funny thing is that CBS' ancient viewers are the only ones who remember Natalie Wood—or Robert Wagner.
Last night was a good old-fashioned Western in the rolling hills of Beverly. There were cowboys and showdowns and horses and homes on the range and even some wenches in fancy corsets. But when high noon came none of the little dogies could get along.
Is it even worth introducing Chris Brown with an insult? He is just terrible! Well, Chris Brown, horrendous hatemonster and destroyer of all things good and pure in this world, has plunked down $1.5 million for this home in Hollyweird, CA.
This actress might have been carrying another man's baby when she walked down the aisle. This actress is screwing her director (that's original!) and this family is going to have a more complicated Thanksgiving than the Kardashians. Unless the family is the Kardashians. Hmmm...
Bravo is all set to announce plans to take Andy Cohen's Half-Hour Make Me Famous Hour from its current Sunday and Monday airings to five nights a week. His plan for global media domination is working! Yes, Watch What Happens Live will now run Sunday through Thursday.
These actresses made the ends meet with the world's oldest profession. This actress is ashamed of her old job. And this actress is running a welfare scheme. They all work hard for their money, so you better treat them right!
Mila Kunis finally gets her Marine Ball. Prince Harry is still partying in Las Vegas (and going to Cirque Du Soleil). Tareq Salahi is suing Michaele Salahi and Neal Schon for inscrutable reasons. Sunday gossip looks like an alien.
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher had an open marriage—because Moore "didn't always get all she needed from Ashton." Prince Harry parties it up in Las Vegas. And Kris Humphries has a sad. Saturday's gossip is also in an open marriage with Ashton. Very open.
This closeted actor set his closeted actor boyfriend on a date with a person of the transgender persuasion. This reality star stole her boyfriend from another man, and this NFL star wants to start fighting for gay civil rights. Finally some gay gossip worth reporting.
Remember when the Oscars had five Best Picture nominees and then they switched it to 10? Remember when they stopped that and now it's going to be like six or seven or nine or who the fuck knows? Well, they announced how they're going to figure out the nominees. Proceed only if you have a PhD in imaginary math.
Because the entertainment industry is completely out of new ideas, here are the two newest old things that they're trying to make popular again: Woody Woodpecker and The Munsters. Get ready to fall into the nostalgia trap.
This actor is a terror to his wife and kids when he's not getting work. This famous couple isn't as close to reconciling as they'd like us to believe. All these lies make me want to rage!
The creators of aging animated relic Beavis and Butthead Family Guy The Simpsons South Park just signed a deal to keep it ripping jokes from the headlines for five more years. Yes, Comedy Central will have Cartman and Co. until 2016. I should make a joke about killing Kenny or something, but I just don't care to.
There are three annual things I hate: The start of daylight savings time, the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, and the Glee mash-up episode. This year I get all three things at once. God, this is always the worst fucking episode.
This actress dropped the N bomb at the Victoria's Secret fashion show. This other actress knows her husband is cheating. And this couple is really a gay man and his beard. Wonder what sort of names our actress would call him!
