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Which Movie Star is a Glenn Beck Fanatic?

Brian Moylan · 12/05/11 09:04AM

This movie star is not a Hollywood liberal, instead he's always watching Glenn Beck and ranting about "liberal socialists." This actress has weird eating habits and this NFL star was a jerk to his fans. Sounds like something Glenn Beck would do.

Which Actress Doesn't Know Who Is the Father of Her Baby?

Brian Moylan · 12/02/11 09:37AM

This actress is waiting to announce she's pregnant until she figures out who the daddy is. This reality star is trying to discredit a blogger for writing about her dirty past, this reality star likes her images Photoshopped, and this actor is cheating on his wife. Could he be the babydaddy?

Dallas: Never as Good as the First Time

Brian Moylan · 12/01/11 06:06PM

Because everything old is new again, TNT is bringing back Dallas this summer. You remember Dallas, the show your mom watched the night you were conceived, you young whipper snapper. Get ready for round two.

Neil Patrick Harris Wants to Be Regis Philbin Real Bad

Brian Moylan · 12/01/11 12:18PM

In case you didn't think that gay jack-of-all-trade Neil Patrick Harris didn't want to fill the seat on Coffee Klatch: LIVE! vacated by Regis Philbin, he actually pretended to be Regis this morning while guest hosting with celebrity fag hag Kelly Ripa.

John Carter: A Hunky Earthling Takes Over Mars

Brian Moylan · 12/01/11 10:17AM

The only thing I like more than a special effects-heavy sci-fi action movie set is a special effects-heavy sci-fi action movie where the male protagonists don't wear shirts. Behold John Carter, where stunningly topless Taylor Kitsch fights crazy creatures, little green men, and the hordes of women (and gays) that will be lusting after him once it comes out.

Which Actor's Mom Is Dating His Best Friend?

Brian Moylan · 12/01/11 09:54AM

This actor's mother brought his childhood best friend to Thanksgiving dinner as her "boyfriend." This actor got busy in a (don't think it was Burger King) bathroom and this actress is a crazy freak in bed. Just wait. In 20 years, she'll be dating her son's best friend!

Mario Batali's Fat Ass Broke a Bed

Brian Moylan · 11/30/11 05:35PM

Know what is funnier than fat people falling or breaking things? Famous fat people falling or breaking things. Know what's funnier than that? When it happens on national television.

Ghost On Broadway Will Kill You with Awfulness

Brian Moylan · 11/30/11 02:20PM

In its attempt to gloss over every movie you ever loved with forgettable songs, silly plot reimaginings, and sentimental nostalgia, Broadway is now bringing over Ghost: The Musical from London. Based on this snippet, it looks pretty damn bad.

Glee: Pray the Gay Away

Brian Moylan · 11/30/11 12:40PM

Alright, guys, I have a confession to make: I broke Glee. Well, maybe not me alone, but I think I done broke it. I told it to stop being an insane mess that makes no sense and now it's just...a boring mess that makes no sense. Man, last night.

Which Director Donates His Sperm to Lesbian Couples?

Brian Moylan · 11/30/11 10:20AM

This much-celebrated director lends his sperm to any lesbian couple who asks. This singer is sleeping with all of Hollywood's young actresses, and this Oscar-winner is mean behind Kim Kardashian's back but afraid of saying anything to her face. Coward!

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Shoes and Fits

Brian Moylan · 11/29/11 01:25PM

Backyards are a wonderful place to have a barbecue or a swing set or a charity fashion show and shoe line premiere party. You know, like any old Thursday afternoon in Beverly Hills. But it wouldn't be a Housewives fashion show without a stupid fight, would it?

Which Actor Took His Kid on a Drug Deal?

Brian Moylan · 11/29/11 10:04AM

This actor's toddler was in the car when he bought drugs. These celebrity BFFs are having difficulties and this famous couple is getting really into coke. Good thing they have nannies!

No One Wants Bethenny Frankel on Television

Brian Moylan · 11/28/11 05:30PM

Former Real Housewife of New York and alcoholic diet potion impresario Bethenny Frankel won't be on TV. Well, she won't be on any more TVs. OK, she still has her Bravo show, but no one wants her on any more. Her talk show got the axe before it could even get started.

The Office's Fictional Paper Company Dunder Mifflin Now Making Actual Paper

Brian Moylan · 11/28/11 01:10PM

NBC, the shadow puppet and pantomime show discount emporium, needed a way to make some money since only seven Community fans now watch the network. What did they do? They went and sold their fake paper company, Dunder Miflin, to Staples. This sounds like a plot from The Office.

Which Twilight Actor Has an Odd Cocaine Habit?

Brian Moylan · 11/28/11 09:50AM

This Twilight star cut his body out of the posters and has people snort coke off of it? This singer did crack with homeless people on Thanksgiving and this mogul has a thing for burgers. We all have our drugs!

Miley Cyrus: I 'Smoke Way Too Much F—ing Weed'

Max Read · 11/27/11 12:43PM

Miley Cyrus is smoking more than just salvia. Prince William saves two lives. Brad and Jennifer narrowly miss an awkward run-in. Sunday gossip is going to go hang out in the cemetery.

Kris Humphries Loves to Fart on Girls

Max Read · 11/26/11 02:14PM

Kris Humphries' stunning pattern of gas-passing is revealed. Jennifer Lopez and her boytoy escape to Hawaii. And Prince Harry is still partying out west. Saturday gossip rode Revenge of the Mummy, twice.