Well, if you're applying to Princeton at least. Also today: Fox's dinosaur show has its launch date, two old friends return to Middle Earth, '90s actors are making good, and a new ABC show sounds bitchy.
Here's a new trailer for Priest, a post-apocalyptic vampire thriller in which priests are the protectors of humanity. So it's very unlike the apocalyptic demon thriller in which an angel is the protector of humanity that Bettany was recently in.
He even puffs more weed than chronic chronic smokers like Snoop Dogg. This actor was misbehaving in a gay adult theater and this starlet works with a tutor to seem more intellectual. That's the opposite of smoking too much pot.
Showtime's new wacky, raunchy, and "edgy" series, Shameless, debuted last night with lots of boobs, buttocks, and kids doing drugs. Tossing a lot of off-color content together does not a good show make. Here's why.
That's what the sober star claimed, at least. This reality starlet is going to get Botox on camera and this actress dumped her famous boyfriend because he left his teeth in her apartment. That story really has bite!
Two movies together means it's true love. Also today: Mad Men news, HBO picks up a hip young series, and the BBC will always make better television than us.
Now begins a very exciting new chapter in the most important sociological experiment of our time, when the Jersey Shore guidos return to their native habitat. But there are no past glories in Seaside Heights—only destruction.
Happy New Year to our wastrel brides. And what a new year it is! Camille and Kyle are at peace, imbuing the show with a strange and oddly unsettling sense of calm. (So it's really not calm at all.)
That sounds like a public appearance gone really bad. This celeb's mother is an enabler, and these costars are having an affair on set. Guess actors are either making love or war. Nothing's fair.
The reviews are rolling in for Season of the Witch, Nicolas Cage's latest home movie. And, surprise! They are not very kind at all. This might be Nicolas Cage's worst movie, ever! Which would be a feat.
He's baaaaack, thanks to TLC. Also today: everyone's favorite dreamvamp gets his ears lowered, bad news for Paula Abdul, good news for Katy Perry (which is bad news for us), and a misguided NBC show moves ahead.
More than a billion Chinese people eat Chinese food everyday. But when a bunch of American chefs try to cook Chinese food for Chinese people we get a hole in our hearts that goes all the way to China.
That's one way of dealing with weight gain you won't hear about in Weight Watchers. This reality show couple gets more physical than you imagined, and this entertainer is Hollywood's hottest beard. And, no, it isn't Jenny Craig.
Jersey Shore heffalump Snooki told the Daily News that she'd like to be called by her real name, Nicole, now that she's a published author. Here are some good reasons why that will never happen.
Before reality TV, she made her money in a brothel. This celebrity couple isn't legally married, and this tween star just broke up with her older costar. She wasn't charging, but he might pay for bedding someone so young.
Everyone has them: the actress who appears on screen and immediately creates a feeling of repulsion. You hate her vehemently, but can't explain why. Which actress tops your list, and just why does this phenomenon exist?
