No one knows how to party like the guidettes of Jersey Shore, the most important sociological experiment of our time. But the drinking can go from fun to filthy. Let us have a close look at Snooki's drunkest moment.

Last night was the premiere of MTV's American version of the British teen drama Skins, a frank and graphic depiction of semi-urban youngsters smoking drugs and hopping into bed with one another. Unfortunately, something got lost in translation.

Not only did she insult her ex-husband, but a fellow actress as well. This former child star used to make out with the girl who played his sister. Ricky Gervais would love to make fun of both of these people.

Here's a new full-length trailer for Scream 4, the somewhat gratuitously unnecessary fourquel (retch) in the reference-heavy horror series. The surviving originals are all back, plus a cast of youngs and a whole new set of scary movies to ape.

Award nominations, fabulous clothes, and now a role on Glee that she willed into existence. Also today: Robert Downey Jr. is one smart old dog, the triumphant return of Sarah Michelle Gellar, and some Jennifer Love Hewitt news.

Then she dumped the guy who knocked her up. This Real Housewife loves coke, this actor likes to film friends bedding porn stars, and this actress doesn't know who knocked her up. Apparently celebs can expect drama when they're expecting.

James Franco is directing and starring in a new film about serial killer Richard Ramirez, who was convicted of 13 murders after a 1985 rampage. We have doubts about this, unless Ramirez killed his victims by throwing phones at them.

Sunday night is Hollywood's drunkest gilded night of the year, the annual bestowing of Golden Globe awards upon the golden people who rule the globe. Who will win? Who will lose? Let's go category by category making some predictions.

Now that the eight subjects in the most important sociological experiment of our time are back in their native habitat, it's time for them to play. Of course they go to Karma, where they get soused and cause a riot.

If a night out in West Hollywood doesn't make someone queer, then what does? This conservative show host is having an affair, and this actor is about to get married so no one knows how much he likes West Hollywood.

This oft-overlooked demographic may just finally get the TV show they deserve. Also today: a new Charlie's Angels is bad for America, more news about Law & Order: Los Angeles shake-up, and superhero sneak peeks!

The seven seas have been the setting for many dramatic tales in film and literature. But when the cooking monkeys from Top Chef go fishing, it's kind of boring. How did they mess this up?

Here's a trailer for A Little Bit of Heaven, a romantic comedy starring Kate Hudson as a wackily free-wheeling woman dying of cancer. Hilarious! Whoopi Goldberg plays God while Gael Garcia Bernal plays Hudson's doctor/love interest. Will she actually die?

He sings about the ladies, but he's never bedded one. This actress needs to lose weight, and another actress thought she got an STD from her famous spouse. See, there are worse things than being a virgin!

If a normal person finds a normal person's dead body on the side of the road in Los Angeles, that's a blurb in the police blotter. But if Peter Fonda finds a dead body, that's a TMZ post.

The Social Network can get all the Oscar buzz it wants, but Bosnia will still hate it. Apparently the entire country of Bosnia is pissed because of a line in the film that suggests Bosnia's a lame nowheresville.

Here's a trailer for Happythankyoumoreplease [sic], a Sundance audience favorite from Josh Radnor, better known as your dad on How I Met Your Mother. Will this be his Garden State, y'know TV actor makes dribbly twee indie about quarter-life crises?

Like Donal Logue before him, the poor guy just can't get a break. Also today: Tom Cruise considers rocking out, Batman needs a new galpal so who will it be??, and sexy news about sexy Justin Long.

Here's a new trailer for the springtime alien disaster movie Battle: Los Angeles. You may remember that an earlier trailer got us all excited and, happily, this new, more plot-heavy reel doesn't diminish that feeling. This looks good, guys!

Well, it's not much of a secret, because everyone seems to know. This actor's so fat he's breaking the furniture, and this opera star is flashing her private parts to the audience. That's a secret no one wants to know.