She was quite the (naked) surprise at his Vegas birthday party. This racist performer has quite the temper, as does this actor, who may have an abusive relationship with his costar. It could be worse—it could be incest!

They'll protect her popular TV show at all costs! Also today: the Chilean miners might get their story told in the movies, some new TV scheduling revolutionizes and evening, and young couples are in love.

The (ridiculous) premiere episode of Sarah Palin's Alaska was the most-watched debut in TLC history with 5 million viewers—which is huge for cable. All you liberals tuning in hoping for a trainwreck aren't helping!

A New York judge dismissed Diandra Douglas' lawsuit for half of her ex-husband Michael's salary from Wall Street 2. She can still sue in California, where they divorced. There was no ruling on if greed is good or not.

Because of its storied history of quality programs, I give every show that airs on HBO a chance. But after nine episodes it's time to pass judgment on the network's lavish Prohibition-era drama Boardwalk Empire: It's just not good.

She recently got so blitzed she puked in a bucket in a hotel bar. This actress lost a role to a dumber rival and this leading lady is bleaching her skin. There's no rehab for vanity.

This was your weekend to let her know you love her, and you chose not to, America. You chose not to. Instead you went to the cartoon movie and the one about a murder train.

Friday is the most exciting day, because it means drinking, yes, but also movies! What should you see? Well, there are twee indies, a commercial-sweet romantic comedy, and a thriller about an unstoppable train that will probably prove stoppable.

This Tuesday, Gwynnie guest stars on Glee as a substitute filling in for Mr. Schue. EW.com has video of her teaching the Glee club a lesson by performing Cee-Lo's "Forget You." Who knew her Goop could move so good?

Here's a trailer for the springtime alien invasion movie Battle: Los Angeles, from horror director Jonathan Liebesman. While the film will probably wind up being standard alien fare, the trailer is almost... beautiful.

Her birthday treat was a romp with a boy, a girl, and a video camera. This reality star has some shady friends, this actress had a sexually-active Halloween, and someone brought Douche of the Decade Joe Francis' a special wedding.

If the newest gay cast member sticks around, you can bet on it. Also today: Elizabeth Banks lands a curious but much coveted role, AMC cancels a show (guess which one!), and The Simpsons will never die.

Her boyfriend uses her to lure in "clients" who lose all their money, but she's paid in clothes and jewelry. This married star had a raunchy romp with a musician. At least he didn't ask her for investment tips.

You didn't think it possibly could be, but they've begun casting and there is some bad news. Also today: Get ready for a Coastguard adventure, a Nicole Richie wonderment, and a bachelorette party show that's sure to stun.

Here's a trailer for the Roman period piece The Eagle, about animate bologna column Channing Tatum traipsing around Europe (or something) looking for a missing golden eagle thing. Oh who cares about the plot. That's not what's important.

What a very special episode of Glee: Our favorite musical misfits took on the hot topic of teen bullying... and juvenile delinquents... and gay boyfriends...and imagined old butch ladies in tutus. Yes, all very pressing issues of the day.

His producers didn't like his dick shots, or the filthy caption accompanying them. This constantly-talking actress annoys everyone on set and this mega pastor made his mistress have an abortion. Say the word and we shall be healed.

Here's a new trailer for Tron: Legacy, Disney's noise-and-light farquel (faraway sequel?) to their 1980s adventure about a hacker who gets stuck inside a computer system of his own making. A million years later, his son goes looking for him.

Oh, Canada. They're always so smug and convinced they can outdo the U.S. But when it came time to formulate a Canadian version of Jersey Shore, they got all PC, casting people of different ethnic backgrounds. Know what? It's worse.

Though there may not be gay marriage, there is gay divorce. Look what happened with Rodiney and Reichen's breakup! Between a snooping boyfriend, petty jealousy, and lots of crying, it was just like an episode of Cheaters—but gayer.