David Fincher and Aaron Sorkin's Facebook movie opens next week and the reviews are coming in. Surprisingly (?), stuffy old movie critics seem to think it's, well, brilliant. Let's take a look at what some folks had to say.

Just so very many people in the Navy seem to be murdered, every week. And you all can't stop watching it. Also today: three rich girls do rich things and want to be congratulated for it, plus casting.

The talent show's hostess, Ryan Seacrest, has confirmed on Twitter what was long rumored: The two new AI judges will be Steven Tyler of Aerosmith and Jennifer Lopez, of the block. Clearly the producers did not listen to us.

After a year of being a critical darling and fan favorite, there was plenty of hype for the second season of Glee. Finally, the premiere episode arrives and it met with a resounding, "Eh."

Well, maybe. It seems there's a rumor afoot that the hoax-pulling actor is director Clint Eastwood's top pick to play J. Edgar Hoover's lover in his biopic about the top g-man, which will star DiCaprio. Intriguing! And also, vaguely, ew?

This guy is the master of the in and out—of the closet, that is. He should meet this closeted singer, who's playing it straight. Add a married baseballer and a fledgling fashion designer and it's quite a party!

Jodie Foster told MORE magazine that Gibson's still a good friend. (They met filming 1994's "Maverick".) "When you love a friend, you don't abandon them when they're struggling." Also when you're starring in "The Beaver" with them. [Popeater]

Yup, it just got blown away. Sorry folks, but the ratings don't lie. Also today: Tonnnns of casting news, from monster movies to sex movies to wife movies. Plus some gay Glee scuttlebutt.

After it racked up some 7.1m viewers over two broadcasts on Sunday night, HBO has ordered another go-around of their Prohibition drama after only one episode. Meanwhile, John From Cincinnati sits by the phone, still waiting, still hoping.

Au Revoir, Paris! Bonjour, Stinktown. Last night was the last of our two faaaabulous Paris-set episodes, in which we saw Blair and Charlene Bass reunited, among other dramatic things.

He cheats on his wife by wearing his famous girlfriend's clothes while she spanks him. This famous couple is only together for PR and another couple is in turmoil right before her baby is born. Is any pair happy anymore?

Tonight is the premiere of The Event, NBC's latest stab at a big, loud, rumbling mystery machine, a hybrid of Lost's tantalizing obfuscation and 24's globe-trotting government intrigue. It's not a miniseries, it's a full series-series. So can it work?

This season of Mad Men has been about differentiating between the past and the future, Don's struggle for redemption, and the women in his life. Finally, all those themes are starting to congeal into a very satisfying whole.

Here's a trailer for the Vince Vaughn/Kevin James joint The Dilemma, about a dude (Vaughn) who discovers that the wife (Ryder) of his best friend/business partner (James) is cheating on him with Channing Tatum. To tell the friend or not?

Well, last night HBO unrolled its latest great hope, a high-budget, prestige drama all about Prohibition-era Atlantic City and its various denizens — from honest but grimy to wealthy but crimey. (Whee!) What'd we all think?

He's done it! He's gone and done it. He edged out buzzed-about teen comedy Easy A, and handily trounced the latest project cooked up (in a producing, story-writing sense) by M. Night Shyamalan. The Cambridge boy comes home.

The editors are figuring out if the fee the photographer wants is worth the circulation bump. And who's the star, anyway? The cast members of this show don't like a management shakeup. Maybe they should take it to the press.

Here's a trailer for Single White Roommate The Roommate, a college-set thriller about a pretty girl (ragin' Minka Kelly) with a roommate (Leighton Meester, of Gossip Girl), who turns into an obsessed insane person. Who rips out bellybutton rings!

Project Runway killed Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onassis a second time. They dug up her grave, molested her corpse, dressed her up in bad outfits, and paraded her on TV. Her eternal soul will know no rest because of reality television.

Looks like the help has really been planting some fertile seeds. This younger spouse is ruining her older husband's career, and this DJ got caught stealing. We guess these people will reap what they sow.