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Jersey Shore: Trash Bags Last Stand

Brian Moylan · 10/01/10 01:17PM

Like when Godzilla finally topples and his flame breath is extinguished, so has the creature known as Trash Bags been defeated on Jersey Shore, the greatest sociological experiment of our time. She will not be missed.

Which Actress Doesn't Want Any Non-White Neighbors?

Brian Moylan · 10/01/10 09:41AM

She told another starlet that she wasn't white enough for Beverly Hills. This actress had her face refurbished and another actress got an experimental new rack. This celeb is cheating with an NBA star. But has she had work done?

Glee: It's Britney, Let's Bitch

Brian Moylan · 09/29/10 01:30PM

All the Gleeks waited patiently by their televisions last night hoping to be wowed by the much-hyped Britney Spears episode of Glee. Yes, it was fun, but something about it just seemed, well, wrong.

Which Actress Met a Girlfriend Online?

Brian Moylan · 09/29/10 09:29AM

She may be "dating" a costar, but her heart is with her cyber sweetie. This pop star was forced to have plastic surgery, this reality star doesn't tip strippers, and a celeb loves coke. Does she get it from Craigslist?

Gossip Girl: Hamilton in the House

Brian Moylan · 09/28/10 12:34PM

Whether the rich, beautiful youngsters on Gossip Girl are going to Columbia, raping teens, or attending to Fashion's Night Out there's only one thing that matters: power. Who has it, who wants it, and who comes out on top?

Which Actress Works Out So Much She Collapsed?

Brian Moylan · 09/28/10 09:34AM

She's so obsessive about exercise, it's become dangerous. These two famous friends are fighting over a man, a socialite loves swag and midgets, and a long item about an old drug dealer. Some gossip never goes out of style.

Which Tween Star Slept with Six Guys at One Party?

Brian Moylan · 09/27/10 09:52AM

She thinks they're helping her career, but they're just helping themselves. This celebrity mom is covering for her kid, a gay singer wants a closeted superstar really bad, and this celeb has a booger problem. Yes, stars are all snots.

Jersey Shore: The Ho Double Standard

Brian Moylan · 09/24/10 12:56PM

In the world of Jersey Shore, the most important sociological experiment of our time, the men are praised for sleeping around but the women are demonized for it. The creature known as Trash Bags feels this sting the worst.

Which Actor Employs a Full-Time Toupee Handler?

Brian Moylan · 09/24/10 09:50AM

He even has her salary stipulated in his contracts. This star mistakenly tried to employ a journalist in a coke deal and another actor's PR team is ruining the image of the girl he cheated with. What a hairy situation.

New Bill and Ted Movie In the Works?

Adrian Chen · 09/23/10 10:23PM

Warm up your catch-phrases, guys: A new Bill and Ted may be unleashed in the near future. Both Alex Winter ("Bill") and Keanu Reeves ("Ted") have expressed interest in a third film, and a script is in development!

Poor Jennifer Aniston Can't Even Do Well on TV Anymore

Richard Lawson · 09/23/10 01:15PM

Try as she did, her presence on air last night didn't get people worked up. Also today: Matt Dillon gets a juicy role, Angelina finds her leady lady, and two favorite Lost actors are getting together for a new show!

Which Tween Star Has a Vicious Eating Disorder?

Brian Moylan · 09/23/10 09:20AM

Recently she's been passing out from weakness due to not eating. This children's show star is a major party boy and this TV set is full of mean girls. That's right, people, high school never ends.