Last night's wander into the Housewives chicken coop was all about years. Years passing, marking births and anniversaries, growth and recession, learning and forgetting. This is the ebb and flow of progress. The Housewives are just caught in the tide.
The headline item is quite obvious. There's also something about The Hills (ugh), a young pop star who is shirking her responsibilities, and another terrible thing from terrible Ted Casablanca, America's gossip banshee.
Here's a teaser/promo for the upcoming fourth movie in the shoulda-ended-at-one Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, On Stranger Tides, featuring Johnny Depp in character as Dr. Jack Sparrow, talking about the fountain of youth and Penelope Cruz.
Last night saw the fourth season premiere of AMC's melancholy period drama, an episode that was something of a return to basics. Let's do a brief postmortem, shall we?
While your dreams still won out, Angelina and her band of merry guns came in a close second. Let's take a look at this most recent non-holiday summer weekend.
We have that shameful mystery to discuss, plus an Old Hollywood actor who fiddled about with children, a married actor who internationally cheats on his wife, and a broke TV chef who's resorted to doing porn.
He loves to get steamy in the steam room. This Oscar winner was a pedophile. Next to that, a cheating actor, a hard-partying heiress, and a cross-dressing golfer don't seem like that big of a deal.
Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! All persons having interest in Top Chef Season 7 D.C., are admonished to draw near and give their attention, for the season is now screening. God save the Gulag, goulash, and zeks.
Looks like they're penning other people's names on contracts for big bucks. This musician can't stand his wife but won't divorce her, and this actress has a second job as a package inspector. Together they're like a band of criminals.
