She had a meeting in the lady's room—with some crank. This celeb uses his son to score his mountains of coke, and this reality star has a gay husband. He's not on drugs though, which is nice.

They're considering Chris Isaak as a replacement for Simon Cowell! The alt-crooner has had two meetings with producers. If that's not weird, nothing is. Apparently the show is struggling to maneuver around X Factor, judges-wise. Who will end up where??

When confronted with a blunt reporter in Mexico about his less-than-stellar post-Sixth Sense career, the beleaguered director issued a fiery response, claiming that everyone loves his films and that he's turned down millions of dollars in the name of artistry.

Last night's adventure through the jungles of North Jersey was spent dealing with the aftermath, rebuilding these lives after the battle. We carted away rubble, we said goodbye to departed weave, and we held people legally accountable for war crimes.

Spoiler-phobic Mad Men creator Matthew Weiner gives an interview to Diane Sawyer and won't disclose any details about season four, but dishes on existential questions, Don's apartment, and just how sexy Joan really is. We'll take what we can get!

Their secret to looking young isn't very secret. This actress is having difficulty getting pregnant, and another actress is trashing the director of her latest movie. A face lift, a secretly gay couple, and stingy singers. It's a big day!

Here's a trailer for the upcoming sixth season of Weeds, Showtime's ever-evolving comedy about a family living outside of the law. After last season's shocker of an ending, the family is on the run, headed north, to another new life.

Sumner Redstone, the octogenarian boss of Viacom and CBS, would make a good mafia boss, as well. The Daily Beast's Peter Lauria published an embarrassing story about Redstone, and got the following unbelievable voicemail, demanding he reveal his source.

He might, he just might be. Also today: Good news about a promising sitcom, Daniel Radcliffe is going to get the pants scared off him (not literally), Grey's Anatomy welcomes a new hunk, and the Glee guy is very rich.

Ha, poor M. Night. In a trailer for the upcoming horror movie Devil, a title card reads, ridiculously, "From the mind of M. Night Shyamalan." Ten years ago, that phrase meant something. Now the audience just groans and laughs. Wah-wahhh.

This weekend a mind-bender seared the most eyeballs, an animated romp predictably held on, and Disney's latest adventurefest fizzled like a broken wand.

They discovered they had chemistry in the bedroom and the studio. This actor has PR people posing as fans on gossip websites, and this wannabe reality diva can't even get recognized in public. Nice work, if you can get it.

It's true, the master and the self-avowed non-actor are teaming up. Yay! Also today: the X-Men face a new foe, Amy Adams gets the most bizarre gig of her career, your comedy friends will be happy, and Nia Vardalos.

He can't handle the pressure of fame—and the drugs aren't helping. This actress doesn't seem to mind if her conquests (including this football star) are married. Hollywood sure is one classy place!

Here's a trailer for The Town, Ben Affleck's second directorial effort. Like Gone Baby Gone, it's a Boston-set crime drama based on a novel and is about gritty men doing gritty things, grittily. Only this one has more shooting.

Dark Knight director Christopher Nolan's new movie Inception is out today! Leonardo DiCaprio is in it. Ebert loved it. Rex Reed hated it. We saw it too. (SPOILER: It is totally nuts.) And we have some thoughts! Good ones, promise!

Evidently. She just got two movie roles... in the same movie. Also today: clap for Elizabeth Banks, clap for her! Betty White is going to be on your favorite TV program. And will Michael Scott find love?

Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! All persons having interest in Top Chef Season 7 D.C., are admonished to draw near and give their attention, for the season is now screening. God save creepy men and fake tans.

Oprah is giving up her syndicated show to move to cable. And it may be just in time! Her ratings for the last week of June hit an all-time low, dipping below 3.0 for the first time in 24 years.

He's fake dating a gorgeous celeb so he can continue diddling his hair stylist. This tweener is close to coming out and this celebrity spawn has been secretly pregnant three times already. Guess someone's gotta be straight.