Is there one girl on Glee who is not a slut? Mercedes, Santana, Brittany, Rachel—they were all fighting for the attention of men last night. At least it gave them some pretty things to sing about.
Well, we finally got an answer to that question, huh? And it was... Nowhere near what most of us thought it would be, basically. Not unsatisfying, just strange. Strange and curiously religious?
He's even trying to date a closeted pop star. Let's hope it's not the tween who's been hitting it with his backup dancers. This actress likes to have sex in bars and this reality star only has one nut.
In last night's second episode of the second season (a little of the old Chuck Woolery "two and two"), we learned more about the Real Children of New Jersey. Most of the things we learned were bad.
Oh, the Byzantine mechanics these Upper East Side scamps employ to enact their social schemes. There was lying, cheating, and stealing last night, but all in the name of good. Actually, it was more in the name of stupid.
She told her friends that the producer of the show was "lacking," now he's going to fire her. This celebrity couple had a silly accident while having sex outdoors. Let's hope it had nothing to do with his endowment.
People like Kellan Lutz, Channing Tatum, and Jessica Biel are going places. Also today: a new MTV show sounds frustrating, you'll have to wait a while for Simon Cowell news, and TBS figures some stuff out.
Her staff is sick of cleaning up the hirsute mess. This actor can't stop sleeping with his coworkers, this tycoon smuggled his girlfriend into the country, and this pregnant celeb is sick of wearing panties. Hairy situations all.
Getting in shape for any movie is hard. But the preparation for Iron Man 2 undertaken by Gwyneth Paltrow and Robert Downey Jr. was like a NASA experiment. Gwyneth ate only Kale; Robert hit truck tires with a sledgehammer.
She's headed out, uh, down the street... Also today: Hayden Christensen is inexplicably employed, a new horror movie deals with real-life scary stuff, more J.J. Abrams secret movie updates, and a look at how the apes will someday rule us.
All she's doing on tour is lying around high in her bathrobe. This tween star is buying condoms, a rapper is tapping his tranny assistant, and this songstress wants to write a book. These caged birds, they are a-singing.
Well, there you have it. Yet another young dreamer has been dragged out of the glowing Idol Thunderdome and sent packing. We're down to four now, which means we've only three weeks left! Just six episodes. Phew.
