Just what is Lady Gaga up to these days? Is she still serving as scaffolding for tiny construction workers? Or copying Justin Bieber as he copies Aaron Carter? Nope. Instead she has discovered a new art in the form of slam poetry.

Watching Lady Gaga get car jacked gives us a bit of real satisfaction. She's been slacking off lately and at this point, we seriously would have to consider not giving her a spot at VH1's Divas. The video for Die Antwoord's "Fatty Boom Boom" may give her the kick in the pants she needs to get back on track.