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Scientists Find Oldest-Ever Human DNA
Sarah Hedgecock · 12/09/13 03:56PMTom Scocca · 09/18/13 03:15PM
The New York Times reports that between mutations, resorbed twins, invasive fetal cells, marrow transplants, and who-knows-what-else, what looks like one individual person—maybe you!—is often in fact a chimeric mashup of multiple different sets of DNA. In one Canadian autopsy study, 63 percent of women had some male neurons in their brains, presumably from "cells originating in their sons."
Antonin Scalia Does Not Believe in Molecular Biology
Max Read · 06/13/13 10:43AMMississippi Denies Inmate DNA Test, Set to Execute Him on Tuesday
Max Rivlin-Nadler · 05/04/13 02:14PMTom Scocca · 04/25/13 09:26AM
FBI Used Boxer's Bloody Ringside Swab to Link Him To Bank Robbery
Taylor Berman · 07/19/12 09:32PMReport: Madonna Sends 'Sterilization Team' to Remove Traces of Her DNA from Dressing Rooms After Shows
Neetzan Zimmerman · 06/26/12 09:00AMScience Says Tomatoes Will Be Tastier in 5 Years; ‘Yeah Right, Like I Would Ever Eat a Tomato, What Is That, Even?’ Says America
Caity Weaver · 05/30/12 09:26PMSeattle Murder Committed by Either Time-Traveling Pilgrim or His Descendant
Max Read · 01/10/12 12:56PMSeattle police have re-opened the 20-year-old cold case of Sarah Yarborough, who was killed in 1991, and using DNA samples from the scene, they've narrowed the suspect down. To a member of "the family of Robert Fuller, who settled in Salem, Massachusetts, in 1630 and had relatives who came over before him on the Mayflower."
Bieber Will Disprove His Daddyhood With DNA
Lauri Apple · 11/06/11 05:58PMTo end these terrible falsehoods about fatherhood once and for all, beloved boy wonder Justin Bieber will give up some of his sacred DNA and (presumably) prove stuntwoman Mariah Yeater to be a trouble-making lying-liar-lady. The test will take place in two weeks, TMZ reports. It won't be broadcast live on pay-per-view for only $49.95, we're pretty sure.
Scientists Creating Alligator-Chickens
Lauri Apple · 08/21/11 03:18PMCIA Tried to Snag Bin Laden DNA with Fake Vaccination Drive
Adrian Chen · 07/11/11 03:59PMWindow Smudges Could be Bigfoot's, Says Paranormal Group
Lauri Apple · 06/25/11 05:54PMSeems like every time members of the Sanger Paranormal Society go looking for evidence of Bigfoot, they find some. How coincidental is that? This week, members announced that the notoriously shy forest dweller might have left some smudge marks on a truck belonging to the society's founder, Jeff Gonzalez.
Dominique Strauss-Kahn Asked Alleged Victim 'Don't You Know Who I Am?'
Max Read · 05/23/11 05:54PMInvestigators have reportedly matched a DNA sample from ex-IMF chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn to "material" taken from the shirt of the hotel maid he's accused of assaulting. Other possible DNA evidence is still waiting for test results; till then, prosecutors have been leaking details about the alleged sexual assault — including Strauss-Kahn's purported egocentric overtures to his accuser.