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Remainders: London Terrace De-Chelseas Itself
Jessica · 11/08/05 05:45PM
• Chelsea's tony London Terrace towers bans "making out" in the residence's pool or health club facilities. Apparently, this also means no sex with homeless men in the locker room. Absurd: It's as if management doesn't even know what neighborhood they're in! [NYDN]6;
• If the devil isn't wearing Prada, she opts for Bill Blass. [WWD]
• Dangerous street gangs shoplift diabetes test strips! [NYT]
• Is the NYC Marathon just one big excuse to piss in public? [Daily Slope]
• Voice gossipette Michael Musto lays down the law: "I swear on my obsolete Uggs that dumb blonds are, like, officially over. It's just not cute anymore to watch people who, thanks to raging insecurity issues, insist on being both stick-thin (because they want to look "good") and camera-hoggingly self-humiliating." But that's not really fair, we think. To be humiliated requires a degree of self-awareness — which is simply not the case with these girls. [VV]
• Mapping Billy Bob Thorton's NYC hookup route. [HotelChatter]
• It's the Webby Awards list of the Top 10 most influential internerd moments; having nailed the number two spot, rest assured Drudge will spend most of his night engaging in celebratory masturbation. [AFP/Yahoo]
CARNAGE! WRECKAGE! MASS SLAUGHTER!
Jessica · 11/08/05 07:48AMAnd He Even Did Original Reporting
Jesse · 11/07/05 11:29AMIn His Defense, Drudge LOVES Vintage!
Jessica · 11/04/05 11:06AMYou have to love that the Drudge Report, that bellwether of breaking, right-leaning news and weather phenomena, has an exclusive report about last night's MTV Europe Music Awards. How, you might ask, does a report on a ho-hum Madonna performance for her masters at MTV fit into Matt Drudge's beat? Very easily:
Drudge Has Had This Photo Illustration Ready To Go For a Looong Time
Pareene · 10/27/05 11:05AMKeepin' It Real With DIY Graphic Design
Jessica · 10/14/05 02:28PMBecause Drudge Saves the Astroglide for Cheney
noelle2 · 10/13/05 12:21PMWith Internet Money and Power Comes the Drugs
Jessica · 10/12/05 01:55PMEVERYBODY PANIC
Pareene · 10/06/05 05:50PMDrudge's Got the Siren Out! It's Gonna Be Huge!
Jessica · 10/04/05 12:52PMMatt Drudge, Political Wordsmith
Jessica · 09/26/05 04:09PMMen's Vogue: Drudge Buys It for the Articles
Jessica · 08/22/05 07:20AMRemainders: The CorcoDevil Litters the Street With Her Seed
Jessica · 08/17/05 06:00PM
• During these days of the real estate bubble, the streets are paved with Barbara Corcoran's mid-year report. Heady times, man. [Curbed]
• The Delancey Street F-stop, where phonetic spelling lives long and proud. [m3ntal contraband]
• As if the prevalence of Hummers in suburbia weren't nauseating enough, it's time for the H2 cologne. [Jalopnik]
• Local TV newsman Arthur Chi'en has a new job, now at WPIX. So fuck you, CBS. [B&C]
• If you email your thesis to Matt Drudge, just make sure it's good. [Moe Golden]
• Summer means many things to many people, but to Gawker alum Choire Sicha, it means jerking off in a baseball cap and getting spanked. [TMN]
Drudge Loses Control
Jessica · 08/17/05 07:34AMThe Quotable Matt Drudge
Jessica · 08/11/05 09:43AMRemainders: Current TV and Other Woes
Jessica · 08/09/05 05:08PM
• If you've tried watching Al Gore's Current television network, you already know that there's about 6 billion things wrong with it. This, however, is a more concise summary. [ChiTrib]
• Being Matt Drudge is hard, okay? The man has a lot to do, you know, so give him a break for thinking this rather old magazine cover is brand new. When he sees his name in print, he blacks out with glee and you just can't expect accuracy during such a time. So lay off. [Drudge Report]
• If you're not following Curbed's saga of the hell that is renting an apartment in New York, you should be. [Curbed]
• A lovely argument in favor of plagiarism in higher education. Let's see how long it take some wiseguy to pass it off as a final essay for Intro to Ethics 101. [TMN]
• NYU now has the fastest supercomputer in the city. And no, it's not a Mac, dorks. [Marketwire]
• Next up, the Economist's Cancun Getaway and Wet T-Shirt championship. Funny 'cause it's probably true. [Wonkette]
• Teen People goes for a fashion shoot with American Idol winner Carrie Underwood, fails miserably. [Go Fug Yourself]
Matt Drudge, Professional Archaeologist
Jessica · 07/26/05 09:15AMTrends We Had No Idea Existed
Jesse · 07/25/05 08:03AMDrudge Ignores Me, No. 1837242
Jessica · 07/20/05 10:23AM
jessicagawker: Hi! Sorry to bother; I'm sure you're still drunk after last night's revelry.
jessicagawker: John G. Roberts, Jr. is soooooo cute, right?!
jessicagawker: Seriously, you must be thrilled. He's like a conservative John Edwards — you couldn't ask for more.
jessicagawker: Oh, lighten up. I'm not suggesting that you touch yourself when you post pictures of him. I'm just making girl talk.
jessicagawker: Oooh! You've put up pictures of soldiers again — and they're Chinese? You're definitely worked up about something.