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jessicagawker: Hi! Sorry to bother; I'm sure you're still drunk after last night's revelry.
jessicagawker: John G. Roberts, Jr. is soooooo cute, right?!
jessicagawker: Seriously, you must be thrilled. He's like a conservative John Edwards — you couldn't ask for more.
jessicagawker: Oh, lighten up. I'm not suggesting that you touch yourself when you post pictures of him. I'm just making girl talk.
jessicagawker: Oooh! You've put up pictures of soldiers again — and they're Chinese? You're definitely worked up about something.