drunk-people
Man Banned From Local Starbucks Throws Chihuahua at Store Window
Dayna Evans · 10/26/14 09:15AMDrunk Pilot Lets Drunk Passenger Steer, Everyone Dies
Caity Weaver · 06/10/13 01:28PMDrunk people are good at lots of things. They are good at ordering drinks. They are good at cajoling other drunk people into dares. They are good at chasing adventure. They are good at combining all three of these talents to work in frenetic, exciting concert. They are less good at piloting helicopters.
Gift Guide Roundup: Gifts For People Who Are Drunk More Often Than Not
Kate Bennert · 12/01/12 03:00PM'Hipster IHOP' Hires Bouncer to Defend Itself from Drunken Youths
Richard Lawson · 09/21/11 02:34PMDrug Stores Finally Marketing to the Beer Pong and Drunken Hook-Up Demographic
Brian Moylan · 09/20/11 03:39PMThe Hypnotic Hilarity of a Woman Falling Down in the Ocean
Brian Moylan · 05/10/11 12:57PMThere is nothing funnier than watching people fall down. Here's a woman who falls down again and again while trying to get out of the ocean. Add the pummeling of the waves, and you have a comedy classic. Yes, I hate myself a little bit for laughing so much at a poor woman who is either drunk, ill, or so uncoordinated that she mustn't leave the house very often. But you have to admit it's funny. And, yes, you will watch the whole three minutes. How could you not? You can't cut out early or you might miss another fall—and another laugh.