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Max Read · 12/28/11 12:20PMMan Won't Let Cops or Fires Stop Him From Eating His Taco Bell
Lauri Apple · 10/11/11 03:52AMAfter drinking enough to allegedly register a .227 on a blood alcohol content test, Florida person Matthew Falkner went to a Jensen Beach Taco Bell, ordered some tacos, then passed out in his pick-up truck while waiting in the drive-thru—just like you sometimes do! Taco Bell drive-thrus are comforting.
Mayor Won't Resign After Public Bender
Lauri Apple · 07/30/11 05:50PMThe city council in Sheboygan, Wisconsin wants to remove the mayor from office because he's a self-proclaimed alcoholic who recently went on a three-day bender during which he got into a fight and passed out at some schlubby tavern that, from pictures, looks just like how stale Cheese Doodles smell.
Mother, Daughter Both Receive DUIs in Space of an Hour
Max Read · 07/19/11 08:54PMAmish Teen Leads Cops on Drunken Buggy Chase
Max Read · 07/19/11 06:29PMAnother Woman Has Fallen To Her Death From a W Hotel
Seth Abramovitch · 06/30/11 02:43AMSecurity Cameras Catch World's Drunkest Guy
Max Read · 06/08/11 05:55PMYou don't usually remember the stumbles you take when drunk—in fact, usually, you have to reconstruct them the next day, based on a makeshift forensic analysis of cuts and bruises. But thanks to London's commitment to violating basic privacy rights through the use of an extensive network of security cameras, this as-yet unidentified gentleman shouldn't have a problem figuring out how, exactly, he got that huge gash on his head. (From flipping over a bannister.) [The Sun]
Is This the Drunkest Interview Ever?
Matt Cherette · 02/27/11 01:14AMHere's Video of a Girl Before and After She Drank Three Four Lokos
Matt Cherette · 12/23/10 03:47PMFour Loko is now banned nationwide. Why? Because it makes people crazy! Evidence: here are two videos of a girl named Lindsey—one taken when she was sober, and the other after she downed three cans of Four Loko.
Drunk Woman Interviewed Moments After Crashing Into a School Bus
Matt Cherette · 11/15/10 03:34PMOn Friday, Elizabeth Crull was arrested for DUI after crashing her car into a school bus in Orlando, Florida. Moments after the crash, Crull gave an... enlightening (read: still drunk) interview to a local news crew. Watch—and laugh—inside.
Man Calls 911 for Ride to Liquor Store
Max Read · 08/04/10 09:54PMDrunken Squirrel Falls Down, then Falls Down Again
nightintern · 06/23/10 09:30AMThis squirrel ate some fermented pumpkins becoming drunk. He tries to climb a tree, falling many times then choosing the much easier option of chasing his tail.
This is Quite Possibly the Drunkest Woman Ever
nightintern · 04/15/10 01:51PMA police officer finds this hilarious woman wandering aimlessly in the snow and it's clear she has had a few drinks. As she stumbles about, the officer can barely hold in his laughter.
Drunk George Clooney Shows His Flask on the Red Carpet
Mike Byhoff · 03/09/10 10:09AMNo better way to confirm a rumor than with video proof. A sauced George Clooney saunters down the red carpet with his date for the night—Jack Daniels. And he's not shy to show how wasted he is.
While in Prague, Anthony Bourdain Likes to Enjoy a Beer or 12
Mike Byhoff · 02/02/10 03:47PMJust How Drunk was Julia Roberts at The Golden Globes?
Mike Byhoff · 01/18/10 03:07PMDrunk German Man is Driven Around, Makes Fool of Himself
Kirk · 01/08/10 05:17PMDid Mariah Carey Just Give Another Drunk Acceptance Speech?
Adrian Chen · 01/06/10 10:31PMDrunk Woman Steals an Ambulance, Gives World's Best Sound Bite
Mike Byhoff · 12/14/09 09:40AMA drunken woman is determined to see her ex-boyfriend. She won't let something petty like being arrested for drunk driving AND a hit-and-run stop her. She'll just steal the ambulance and take it for a joy ride.