drunk
Drunk Guy in Street Sweeper Leads Police on Low-Speed Chase
Hudson Hongo · 01/03/15 02:40PMBride, Groom Say "I Do" to Alcohol in Drunken Australian Wedding Brawl
Gabrielle Bluestone · 11/30/14 01:00PMCops Drag Sad, Drunk Cyclist Away From Taco Bell Drive-Thru at 3 a.m.
Jay Hathaway · 11/19/14 12:18PMIn his strangely poetic mugshot, Gabriel Harris of New Smyrna Beach, Fla., appears to be the saddest man in the world, wracked with a deep and abiding pain we can hardly begin to comprehend. But was he upset at his arrest, or at being dragged away empty-handed from Taco Bell at 3 a.m.? Either seems pretty plausible when you're drunk.
Md. Teen Was Too Drunk to Pull Off Planned School Shooting, Cops Say
Andy Cush · 11/07/14 10:51AM"You Into Handcuffs?": Drunk Dude Busted Calling 911 Looking for Date
Andy Cush · 11/07/14 08:52AMDrunk Trombonist Pellet-Gun Clown Probably Had a Case of the Mondays
Andy Cush · 10/22/14 03:25PMRacist Woman's Drunken Airline Meltdown Immortalized in Live-Tweeting
Gabrielle Bluestone · 09/29/14 11:14PMOne-Legged Drunk Lady Attacks Flight Attendants With Prosthetic
Andy Cush · 07/31/14 03:23PM"Hammered" Charlie Sheen Meets a Fan at the Taco Bell Drive-Thru
Jay Hathaway · 07/16/14 08:57AMSometimes the meandering course of one's #winning finds one drunk and craving Taco Bell of an evening, so one does the natural thing and has Gary fire up the car and take one's hammered ass to the drive-thru.
Drunk Guy Claims His Dog Drove Him to the Store
Andy Cush · 07/03/14 01:55PMThis Drunk Guy Trying to Climb a Fence Is a Metaphor for Life
Jay Hathaway · 04/14/14 03:19PMWe've all been there: stuck in a futile, seemingly intractable situation and about to give up hope, when suddenly someone shows us we've been approaching the problem the wrong way. Or actually drunk and trying to climb an actual fence. Happens to everybody.
Drunk On-Duty Cop Sent Sexually Explicit Texts to a Twelve-Year-Old
Gabrielle Bluestone · 12/22/13 09:30PMKaty Perry & Robert Pattinson's Drunk Karoke Video Is Your Weekend Jam
Caity Weaver · 10/25/13 04:11PMFor whatever reason, this video of an apparently sloshed Robert Pattinson and Katy Perry performing Boyz II Men karaoke staple "I'll Make Love to You" at a friend's birthday in December 2008 surfaced on the Internet today, nearly five years later. The performance is pretty atrocious (also entertaining in the way closed circuit video of drunk celebrities crawling into one another's laps can't help but be), but, then, neither of them is known for being a particularly good singer.
Drunk British Man Survives Fall From 15th Floor Apartment Balcony
Taylor Berman · 06/17/13 07:30PMDr. Unk Accused of Striking Cyclist While Driving Drunk
Neetzan Zimmerman · 05/20/13 05:39PMU.S. Ambassador Wants U.N. Delegates to Stop Getting So Drunk Before Budget Meetings
Taylor Berman · 03/05/13 12:11AMBudget negotiations at the U.N. are probably boring, drawn-out affairs, and as such, delegates apparently have a tradition of having a drink or two before the meetings begin. But according to Joseph Torsella, the U.S. ambassador for management and reform at the United Nations, certain delegates have been showing up completely wasted to recent negotiations.
Man Steals Ambulance and 2 Cars, Tries But Fails to Steal 2 Horses
Jordan Sargent · 01/30/13 12:31AMAs you slip into bed tonight wondering how you spent another night watching television for six hours, think about the other types of fun you could be having. Like, for instance, getting hammered and stealing multiple vehicles, including an ambulance and two cars. And also trying to steal two horses. Definitely trying to steal two horses.
Drunk College Student Gets Stuck Between Two Buildings, Requires Rescue By Firefighters
Taylor Berman · 11/13/12 08:42PMA 22-year-old college student in Rhode Island learned the hard way that, while you can get away with a lot of dumb drunken shit in college, what you absolutely cannot do is defy basic physics and do something like run through an eight-inch wide alley. For reasons that escape even her, Courtney Malloy attempted just such a feat and, of course, got stuck.