On the season finale of Holly's World, the title character accompanied her friend Angel to the doctor. When informed she can't have sex for three weeks following boob job surgery, Angel tried to find a way to avoid doctor's orders.

Actress Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in jail today. Intrepid Gawker intern Molly Fitzpatrick watched the whole hearing. (Danny DeVito was there, for some reason!) Here is her story. It is the Inherit the Wind of our time.

Ever wondered exactly what the programming rubric entails over at E! Entertainment Television? The Soup suggests every show has a common theme. Don't believe it? Well, the proof is in the pudding, and that pudding is made of dog shit.

Last night, Chelsea Lately opened with a discussion about celebrity lesbians, beginning with Lindsay Lohan and her new, much older girlfriend, Indrani. Later, Handler made mention of this Gawker post about the home Queen Latifah shares with her "personal trainer."

Does Miley Cyrus want to be a sex symbol? If the video for her new single, "Can't Be Tamed," is the litmus test by which to judge, then, well... yes. Problem? She's 17. The video, and initial web reaction, inside.

Tonight on Chelsea Lately, Chelsea Handler and her panel discussed how humiliating Dancing with the Stars is for all involved. The topic of Kate Gosselin also came up, and Handler couldn't help but mock ex-husband Jon's minature-sized member. Video inside.

Kendra, she's just like us! Just minutes after vowing to begin a new diet, she passes by a candy factory and whines like a child. If nothing else, this clip will remind you why you skip by E! while channel-flipping.

We're about a week late getting to this show — about a former Playmate and her three arguably pretty, definitely wild daughters — but we finally watched it last night and had to say something because it is seriously terrifying.

Usually, Chelsea Handler and her panel spend each night ripping on celebrities, but tonight, the focus seemed to be on each other. Inside, Handler and her guests take turns demeaning each other to hilarious results.

On tonight's Chelsea Lately, Chelsea Handler took aim at Bravo's Real Housewives series. Maybe we are partial to trashy entertainment, but Kelly Killoren Bensimon, of The Real Housewives of New York City, seems too easy a target for Handler.

New York City's favorite hooker, Ashley Dupre, was the center of discussion tonight on E!'s Chelsea Lately. Earlier this week, Dupre's hair erupted into flames at a Playboy photo shoot. Sometimes, your 15 minutes can be painful.

Earlier tonight, Tyra Banks received a somewhat brutal bitch-slapping from Chelsea Handler. Handler believes that Banks' America's Next Top Model, now in its 14th trimester, should have been aborted long ago. To be honest, we have a hard time disagreeing.

We aren't sure what was sleeping on Bobby Lee's head tonight on Chelsea Lately, but we do enjoy a good bullying. Luckily, most of the panel's discussion focused on Lee's super strange-looking hair piece. What the hell is that thing?

With 2010's awards season finally over, it was time for the tasteless, talentless* E! Fashion Police critique of the Oscars' sartorial winners and losers. Joan Rivers shined with her characteristically brusque humor and absolute refusal to kiss Hollywood's infinite ass.

Well, folks, there you have it! The 82nd Annual Academy awards are history, and what a night it was. Inside, your Oscars wrap-up: video and pictures of the moments everyone will be talking about tomorrow, and a complete winners list.

Oh, snap! Moments ago on E!'s Live from the Red Carpet, Ryan Seacrest had a painfully awkward exchange with Meryl Streep. Asked by Seacrest what she thought of the Best Actress race, Streep commented, "You were cheerleading [for Sandra Bullock]."

Hello, world. Would you like a gift? Well, good, because Mariah Carey just gave you one with her crazy (in a good way) interview with Ryan Seacrest on E!'s Live from the Red Carpet. Inside, Mimi at her finest.

Tonight, The Soup took on KTLA's morning show by airing footage of its detailed (and pun-filled) reporting of a stray chicken that made Good Day New York's coverage of the mystery buoy seem like a a Peabody candidate. Video, inside.

Just as she hinted at last week, Kim took a huge blow right in the kisser in last night's Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Unfortunately, it took place in a boxing ring and wasn't nearly as satisfying as we'd hoped.

• Diane Sawyer's World News debut lifted the newscast's ratings a bit. [LAT]
• As for Sawyer's performance last night, some critics weigh in. [NYT, WP, BG]
• Chris Albrecht, who served as HBO's chief executive until he was fired for pulling a Chris Brown on his girlfriend, is now in charge of Starz. [DH, NYT]
• The second episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians has set a new ratings record for the series and E! Congrats, America. You must be very proud. [THR]
• In related news, Kim has replaced Paris in TV's dirtiest burger ad. [NYDN]
• In other random TV news, CNN has made a minor change to its lineup; and Joan Rivers, who ditched E! in 2005 after a dispute over money, is back.
• It may have been Google that decided not to buy Yelp, not vice versa. [Bits]
• Is TMZ planning to launch a sports-related site? It's looking like it. [PC]
• Hollywood grossed $10 billion at the box office in '09; it's a new record. [AP]
• Kim Peek, the savant who inspired Rain Man, has died at age 58. [NPR]