According to local NBC affiliate WTHR News, Jared Fogle, the cherubic face of Subway, is currently waiting with investigators while federal agents raid his Indiana home for child pornography.
After walking to work during flooding, a U.K. Subway employee dried her soaked socks and gloves in the store's oven, normally reserved for heating weird-smelling bread.
After a year-long war to get Subway to acknowledge the cockroach he found in his sandwich, Patrick Balfour has started buying ads on Twitter to get the restaurant chain's attention.
Subway announced this week that eventually it will stop using azodicarbonamide — a chemical used in yoga mats and shoe rubber — as an ingredient in its bread.
The photo section of Subway's official corporate page is currently being overwhelmed with pornographic Hentai images featuring the classic Subway footlong sandwich in lieu of a censorship bar.