On a whole different planet or something! Say your goodbyes now, Team Jacob. Also today: Peter Parker sees the face of his enemy, old people are fighting in public, and Don Cheadle gets something he deserves for once.

There has been a lot of smack-talk about the lack of physical affection between Cam and Mitchell during Modern Family's first season. But tonight's episode addressed the controversy and put an end to it by finally sealing the deal.

In real life, fat guys never get the girl. Duh. But real life be damned! In TV land, anything is possible...including being a fat slob and still having a sexy and sometimes submissive wife. These are those lucky men.