We've criticized Dilbert cartoonist Scott Adams lately for some stupid things he's done and said on the internet. This makes us "Nazi wannabes," according to him.

The ridicule heaped on Scott Adams after being caught using a pseudonym to defend himself on message boards has left an indelible impact on the Dilbert cartoonist. He is now a defender of all famous people from the internet's smears. Let him explain why a black woman blogger has no right to criticize Gwyneth Paltrow's privilege, because she's a black woman.

Dilbert creator Scott Adams was caught last week using a sockpuppet account to praise himself and slag off his critics on Internet message boards, like a chump. Today he published a 3,000-word explanation of why you idiots on the Internet made him do it.

Donald Trump has teamed up with Talbott Teas to put his gilded name on a line of Trump Teas. Naturally, you can only brew the tea with Trump water after dining on a Trump Steak and drinking Trump Vodka. TRUMP!