Yesterday, we brought you the tale of Daniel Kaufman, a.k.a. Dan Kay, a.k.a. Dan Katze, the preternaturally prolific conman who told his victims, among many other things, that he was a world-class chef and a producer on Hell's Kitchen and Chopped—even though he can't cook. Since then, we've learned that he probably did manage to grift his way onto Hell's Kitchen. Also: We've gotten tons of emails from people who have crossed Dan's path, which we've published below.

Proving that Muppets really are the world's most lovable creatures, witness this touching interaction between Elmo, puppeteer Kevin Clash, and a very pregnant filmgoer at the Sundance Film Festival.

This man gets really meta on a late-night fast food run as he creates a fascinating impersonation of not one, but three characters that are in no way related to one another. Very creepy.

A man imitates Elmo at a Taco Bell drive-thru. Say what you will about fast food chains, but they offer more convenience and entertainment than Mr. Hooper's Store could ever hope to.

Okay, how many celebrity cameos does Sesame Street have per week? Not that we're complaining. Inside, Ricky Gervais sings little Elmo to sleep with an anthem about the letter N.

Sleazy Elmo is back in Times Square, pestering tourists and creeping out parents with his awful stench and touchy-feely ways. One tourist told the Daily News, "that furry red thing was too aggressive. I think it swore at me."

Don't worry, there aren't any boobs to see here! Just a simple video of Jason Bateman acting adorably and getting Elmo really excited about the alphabet. ...Does this make you miss the possibility of seeing Katy Perry's rack?

Jeramie Trespalacios is a Florida man who dresses up as Elmo for a living. Recently, when Trespalacios visited a store after work—still in costume—he was assaulted by an angry man. Inside, watch an unintentionally hilarious local news report/reenactment.

We were highly amused by the controversy surrounding Katy Perry's busty guest performance on Sesame Street. (Her duet with Elmo was was cut because of her revealing dress.) But Elmo says he'd love to have Katy back on the show.

Sesame Street is supposed to be for toddlers, right? If so, then why did Katy Perry recently guest star as a playmate/love interest of Elmo? Also, why didn't Perry cover up a bit more? The puzzling—and melodic—video, inside.

This video provides a service to all of the little tykes wondering what the hair under their father's nose is. Jonah Hill and Elmo talk about mustaches and all of the neat-o things you can do with one, inside.