Shit's getting serious in the world now. Fortunately, there's plenty of toilet paper.

A suicide bomber struck inside the American embassy in Ankara, the Turkish capital, on Friday, killing a Turkish embassy worker and the suicide bomber. According to investigators, the bomber panicked at the security checkpoint and detonated the bomb early.

Following the apparent death of Libyan dictator Mommar Qaddafi's son Saif al-Arab in an NATO airstrike on Saturday, Western embassies and diplomatic missions were reportedly attacked in Tripoli by pro-Qaddafi forces.