end-times
If Man Is Five, Then the Devil Is Six. And If the Devil Is Six, Then Michael Jackson Is Seven
John Cook · 07/08/09 12:21PMTonight Is the Nerd Reckoning
Ryan Tate · 06/12/09 05:48PMSurvivalist Chicken Coops Sprouting Up Across America
John Cook · 04/18/09 10:00AMConservative Movement Enjoys Snack While Staying Snuggily Warm
Pareene · 03/27/09 12:31PMDetroit Papers Get Worse, Harder To Obtain
Hamilton Nolan · 12/13/08 09:52AMAl Franken Might Actually Be a Senator(!)
Pareene · 12/03/08 04:41PMSesame Street Absorbed By Department Of Homeland Security
Moe · 09/18/08 10:09AMThe Department of Homeland Security is employing the cast of Sesame Street to indoctrinate America's littlest citizens in the nuances of societal distrust and paranoia. This makes sense because Sesame Street is a Leninist television program produced by the socialist government and dating back to the height of fiscal crisis brought about by the reckless expansion of the welfare state to whose beneficiaries Sesame Street was engineered to placate.And the Department of Homeland Security represents the biggest expansion of government since the New Deal!
One By One
Nick Denton · 09/17/08 03:58PMHarvey Weinstein Makes a Blog
Pareene · 07/24/08 03:48PMWeinstein Company head Harvey Weinstein is blogging away at Portfolio in a perfect storm of terrible news that we are required to cover. He is mad at you for going to Batman instead of some bullshit pretend indie he released to no acclaim. IT WON FOUR BAFTAS. The problem is the lying, biased media. "So, you see, its not that I'm not focusing on great independent films, it's just that no one is paying attention to them." So go see some weepie pretend indie and help Harvey Take Back the Multiplex! [Portfolio via NYO]
Monkey-Piloted Robots Will Kill Us All
Pareene · 05/29/08 08:27AMEND TIMES: TERRIFIED CONSUMERS CAUSE RUN ON RICE
Pareene · 04/23/08 11:21AMThe world is running out of food! And not even fancy foods like heirloom cherry tomatoes or Sonic's deep-fried macaroni and cheese bites, but the basic boring foods that it seems like we should have plenty of, like rice. Rice! So Sam's Club, the warehouse division of Wal-Mart, is now "limiting sales of Jasmine, Basmati and long grain white rices." [Reuters]
Hell Week: Is Everything Falling Apart?
Pareene · 03/21/08 04:25PMWas this week a peek at a terrible future? A dreadful harbinger of things to come? Will all the weeks be like this from now on? Yeah, news-wise, it was slow, which is deadly for a blog like this, but it shouldn't have been slow. Two gubernatorial sex scandals! A heated election! A collapsing economy! Shouldn't it be crazy here? Maybe we're all too depressed to write about it! Look at Drudge. The image above has been on top of his site all day. He's talking about the presidential race, but everyone feels like that crying smiley face this week. Right? Let's take a look at the tape:
Parlour Game
Pareene · 02/15/08 01:22PMYahoo! Publishes Recipes For Tomorrow's Laid-Off Employee
Pareene · 01/29/08 05:37PMYahoo! Food helps you adjust to the coming recession with this "dressed up" Ramen "recipe," a truly sad collection of words to end up in a sentence together. Next week: how to make a rucksack and the fine art of pencil sales! This will certainly come in handy for anywhere from hundreds to thousands of people in the next couple weeks. [Yahoo]
Headlines Of the Damned
Pareene · 01/09/08 01:44PMSeth Godin doll is a mind grenade for your ideavirus
Pareene · 01/03/08 04:53PMThere Will Be Blood
Pareene · 01/02/08 04:40PMWho Will Dig Through Harvey Levin's Trash?
Choire · 12/28/07 09:31AMChoire · 12/24/07 11:45AM
The streets of the East Village are so very "I Am Legend" right now! It's like the rapture happened and only sleepy sinners are, at last, left behind! Hoorah. (This means: Cute dudes going to the deli in sweats.) This is a great preview of what New York's going to be in twenty years, after the mosquitos bring Chikungunya north from the tropics, like they did in Italy! End times! As my mother put it in an email yesterday: "WTF— it's 61 degrees there??" The Alaskan walruses are biting the hot dust! China's glaciers? Not so glacial. (Who knew China had glaciers?)