Michael Hirschorn, the exceedingly smart man who uses his talents to bring shows like Flavor of Love to your TV screen, has his eye on a new prize: New York magazine's approval matrix. Highbrow Despicable or Lowbrow Brilliant?

Supposedly it is voice actors. "Working voice actors," with "busy lives." But we definitely heard a guy with a non-Plains State regional accent. That's no working voice actor!

After much deliberation, Microsoft has decided against sponsoring the upcoming Family Guy special, 'Seth MacFarlane's Holocaust Incest Tampon Hour.' They join an illustrious list of Family Guy haters.

The finale of Fox's Hell's Kitchen was last night. We won't tell you who won the competition, but "Most Awkward" prize goes to now-dead Gourmet magazine, which was prominently featured in the show! Click to watch the painful highlight clip.

"Volare" singer Al Martino who played the Don's godson, Johnny Fontane in The Godfather, has died at the age of 82. Friend Jerry Blavat described Martino, who got his start in 1952, as "the last of the show business legends."

Roman Polanski's finishing his final movie from his jail cell. What a hard worker!

After making $30 million in a year, Tyra Banks is now prime-time's highest paid woman.

We were never fanatics, but we did always have a special place in our hearts for Irish boy band Boyzone. Especially for their token gay, Stephen Gately. Sadly, Mr. Gately has passed on. And the sensational, gay-tinged speculation has begun!

Brace yourself, internet: Miley Cyrus deleted her Twitter account. How ever will we go on?!

It seems like the actual Letterman scandal broke so long ago, yet the straitlaced scoops about the straitlaced funnyman's straitlaced affair continue, forever. Today: A motive, in the form of a kiss; the perp's solid rep; and advertisers don't care.

Need to scientifically explain Zac Efron's popularity? Blame birth control. Researchers found that women on the pill are more attracted to "wimpy" men, which explains the decline of the masculine leading man. Damn you, pill! Damn you! [Daily Mail]

The Arrested Development screenplay is officially in the works. And it better be good.

America would like to pretend that racism no longer exists in these parts, but of course that's not true. To prove our point, here's reintroduced 60s-era Marvel Comics character Fin Fang Foom and his pals. Ching Chong China man activate!

We've all known this was coming, but that doesn't make it any easier to announce. Patrick Swayze, American actor and icon, has died and, at the tender age of 57, succumbed to pancreatic cancer.

Much hay has been made over Hollywood's growing reliance on the remake. Creativity is dead, yes, we know, but, more importantly, the silver screen's recycling kick also acts as an endorsement for mediocrity. And it's all your fault!

Remember the hidden sex scene in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas? It was a terrible, amoral departure from the game's official content of endless murder rampages. And it's going to cost publisher Take-Two Interactive an astonishing $20 million.

The lights were set to go out on the Los Angeles County Museum of Art's weekend film program. But then some deep-pocketed angels came down to give it a helping hand! Let us rejoice!

Scary-yet-lovable actress Evan Rachel Wood makes her first on-screen appearance in next week's True Blood. So, what can we expect? Omnivorous sexuality.

Billboard has named Beyoncé its woman of the year. Sasha Fierce missed out.

Disney sent representatives and stars to last month's Comic-Con, but apparently the company isn't content with collective marketing, because they're launching their own event, the D23 Expo.