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Don Imus Has Cancer

Hamilton Nolan · 03/16/09 08:38AM

Radio-talking Marlboro Man doppelganger Don Imus, a famous racist, has cancer. He announced it on his show this morning:

Montel Williams: He's Back!

Hamilton Nolan · 03/11/09 04:03PM

Hey, empathetic bald man Montel Williams is "getting his own national radio show through a multi-year deal with Air America Radio," which is kinda like Maury Povich getting a "national" column in Steppin Out.

Only Masturbation Can Save Cable

Hamilton Nolan · 03/10/09 09:04AM

Porn porn porn. Cable companies are hoping to "quietly" sell enough pay-per-view porn to make, you know, a profit. Ad Age wrote a whole story about it just so it could use this quote:

Letterman Mocks Poor Laid Off Reporter

Hamilton Nolan · 03/03/09 11:43AM

David Letterman thought it was pret-ty funny to laugh at Alicia Ebaugh's story in the Cedar Rapids Gazette about a man caught sexing a blow-up doll. Why does David Letterman laugh at the unemployed?

Real Life Gossip Girl Coming to Bravo

Hamilton Nolan · 02/13/09 12:48PM

The Bravo network is planning a real live realistic reality show about private school kids in Manhattan. It's Gossip Girl for those who prefer reality television! Because people love despising rich kids.

Self-Publishing Is the New Real Publishing

Hamilton Nolan · 01/28/09 10:29AM

Feeling depressed because the recession and the internet are both killing the book publishing industry, and hurting your hopes for the big literary contract you deserve? Just self-publish! Every other jerk is.

HBO Exec Angry, Litigious Over Missing Obama's Speech

Hamilton Nolan · 01/26/09 04:23PM

Sheila Nevins, HBO documentary films president and overall entertainment industry big shot, was very mad she couldn't watch Obama's inauguration live from her first class airplane seat. But were the cops and lawyers necessary?

Disney to Give Boys Their Own Screeching Icons

Hamilton Nolan · 01/08/09 10:00AM

For years, the likes of Hannah Montana and the Jonas Bros. have ruled the kiddie icon market. No more. Soon, heterosexual boys will have their own channel full of crappy Disney tween characters from hell.

New Mad Men Ripoff Lacks Sex Appeal, Cigarettes

Hamilton Nolan · 01/07/09 02:11PM

Because every excellent, original TV series must have an inferior ripoff on another network: forget Mad Men, the new advertising-centric drama is Trust Me. On TNT! Your new Don Draper: that guy from Ed.