In your hijacked Friday media column: Tina Brown has breasts and used to do it, sexually speaking, to Martin Amis; the Washington Post Co. falls from the profit curve; Robin Roberts may or may not be too tall for morning television, and Howard Kurtz once again acquits himself with the dignity and effortless charisma we've come to expect from him.

On Conan, Eric Stonestreet talked about the many pairs of short-shorts that his character wears on Modern Family. Then, he admitted to stuffing his bike shorts because he's "hung like a small woodland creature."

Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Eric Stonestreet from Modern Family stopped by to chat about Twitter, punching people in the face, and giving Valentines to his co-star/beloved partner on the show.

Today at Gawker.TV, Modern Family's Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Eric Stonestreet perform a musical number, Ed Helms does Tom Brokaw, Lil' Wayne can bowl, and watch the Today Show anchors lose their cool while sexually-charged animals climb all over them.

Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Eric Stonestreet opened the WGA with a flamboyant, musical number about gay characters in this years' scripts.

Today at Gawker.TV, Neil Patrick Harris does his "Oprah's Favorite Things" impression, Ricky Gervais shares tales of the pranks he pulled at his mother's funeral, Colin Quinn does impressions, and Conan re-edits Sarah Palin and Oprah's Most Fascinating interview.

Modern Family's Eric Stonestreet spit all over on George Lopez last night while telling a story about his years as a clown. The interview is brought to a complete halt after that to play slow-motion replays of the spit. Bravo!

What better way to get out of something you don't want to do than use a natural disaster as an excuse? That's exactly what Mitchell did on tonight's Modern Family.

There has been a lot of smack-talk about the lack of physical affection between Cam and Mitchell during Modern Family's first season. But tonight's episode addressed the controversy and put an end to it by finally sealing the deal.

Last night Julie Bowen, Ty Burrell, Eric Stonestreet and Jesse Tyler Ferguson, aka the Modern Family Dream Team, stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live to regale us with stories of their whirlwind lives since winning this past years Emmy. Hilarity ensued.

Welcome to the Emmy Awards red carpet, where the stars of the small screen strut in clothes that cost more than your car does, and jewelry that costs more than your house. Let's see how they looked.