eyes
Man Faces Felony Charges for Licking Police Officer's Eyeball
Taylor Berman · 04/16/14 10:15AMOprah Winfrey Somehow Manages to Interview Michael Jackson’s Daughter Without Getting Lost in Her Incredible Eyes
Caity Weaver · 06/07/12 07:40PMNo More Eye-Gouging, Please
Lauri Apple · 10/13/11 03:50AMMan Gouges Out His Eyes During Mass
Lauri Apple · 10/03/11 06:15AMAs if you needed another excuse to skip church: In Viareggio, Italy, 46-year-old Aldo Bianchini blinded himself and permanently scarred everyone else attending mass at Sant'Andrea church when, during the priest's sermon, he suddenly stood up, ripped his eyes right out of their sockets with his bare hands, then "collapsed to the floor in a pool of blood."
Michele Bachmann Looks, Um, Surprised to Be on Newsweek Cover
Lauri Apple · 08/07/11 03:19PMCongresswoman and Republican presidential candidate/shoo-in Michele Bachmann's made the cover of the latest Cosmo Newsweek—an honor that comes with a new if not entirely original nickname ("the Queen of Rage") and complimentary #QueenOfRage Twitter hashtag. Too bad the photographer startled her like that, eh?
Scientists Invent Utterly Useless Time Machine
Hamilton Nolan · 07/15/11 03:38PMSomething New to Fear: Your Eyeballs Exploding
Lauri Apple · 06/29/11 06:35AMZsa Zsa Gabor's Husband Glues His Eye Shut
Max Read · 12/22/10 02:01AMWoman Accidentally Superglues Eye Shut
Richard Lawson · 10/06/10 10:24AMA Phoenix woman trying to use eye drops after cataract surgery grabbed superglue instead, sealing her eye shut. Why would you keep superglue near your medicine, anyway? Should we not be keeping our breath mints near our cyanide pills?
Maybe Coming Soon: Eye Drops to Prevent Nearsightedness
Max Read · 09/15/10 02:18AMThe Many Eyeballs of Lost
Whitney Jefferson · 02/16/10 03:42PMAny Lost fan knows that the show likes to start an episode with a close-up shot of a character's eye. Here are all of them, mashed up into one video.
Not An Organ Donor? Maybe This Pile Of Eyeballs Will Convince You
Hamilton Nolan · 06/11/08 04:14PMWhen you're advertising potentially nasty medical-related products or causes, take a cue from the pharmaceutical industry. Those guys can make an ad for Irritable Bowel Syndrome treatment look like a beloved home movie. On the other end of the sensitivity spectrum is this ad from Thailand's Red Cross , urging people to donate their eyes when they die so that others may see. Good cause. But my god, is a huge dump site full of wasted, disembodied eyeballs really the best way to get your message across? (No). The horrifically misguided full ad is below—not for the squeamish.