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Dishwashers Are Overrated
Hamilton Nolan · 05/19/15 12:46PMIf You Buy a Motorcycle, You Will Die
Hamilton Nolan · 12/22/14 09:30AMBobsled Is the Easiest Olympic Sport
Hamilton Nolan · 02/19/14 01:50PMSport Coats and Jeans: Not Okay
Hamilton Nolan · 11/20/13 11:21AMNutella Is Not a Real Breakfast
Hamilton Nolan · 10/08/12 08:56AMResidents of America: have you been approached by a friendly-looking man offering you free sweets from the back of a truck? Beware! This is not just any garden variety perv; it is a European perv, trying to corrupt our youth—by convincing them that "Nutella" is an acceptable breakfast item. It is not.
I Will Kill You
Hamilton Nolan · 01/30/12 05:28PMStudy: Atheists Know the Most About Religion
Hamilton Nolan · 09/28/10 09:58AMThe Hills
Richard Lawson · 04/25/08 02:18PMSpencer Pratt knows "for 100% fact" that a Lauren Conrad/Jason Wahler sex tape existed. One hundred. Fucking. Percent. Fact. Not 10% fact like reasons to invade a country. Not 50% fact like a Barack Obama campaign speech. Not even 75% fact like goings on at a Duke lacrosse party. We're talking 100%. And he'll take a lie detector to prove it. Oh yeah? [Us]
Facebook apps are the new e-mail forwards
Nick Douglas · 07/02/07 09:16AMRemember when all you had to worry about on Facebook was some awkward acquaintance adding you on Facebook too soon? (You know, like they talked to you at lunch once and instantly wanted to be your friend?) Maybe sometimes you got invited to the "Two and a Half Men is TV's Greatest Show" group? But now I'm getting bombarded with crap like "Jim-bob wants to share movies with you" and "Janiqua wants to share secrets." No, I don't want "free gifts." No, I don't want to be a zombie. No, iDon'tLike. So stop spamming me every time you get an app. (Unless it's that rocking graffiti wall.)