During practice, an errant throw had the Iron Man keeled over in pain. Call it karma, or just the wrong guy not paying attention. It might be his worst case of blue balls for the week! But that's just speculation.

Don't you hate it when you can't get a word in edgewise? Well, they were talking about something on Fox today and this poor guest just stuttered in the background while everyone yacked off. Trust me, this is hilarious.

This season of Top Model is supposed to be about high fashion. But as you all know, where there's a high theres always undoubtedly a low. With that in mind, watch as every single contestant tumbles during their runway challenge.

And the winner of next year's Darwin Award is.... this guy! Watch as a man rams his motorized scooter into an elevator after missing it, ultimately breaking the panels and, sadly, plummeting to his eventual death. (Video isn't graphic, FYI.)

In today's edition of, "What'd you think was going to happen?" we have this: two guys help a third do a 360 on a swing, and—while the first few rotations were successful—he ends up being a human torpedo.

Tina Knowles was midway through a plus-sized fashion show during the last hour of Today when Beyoncé burst onto set and surprised everyone. No one was as surprised as Hoda Kotb, who completely lost her sh*t. Hysterical slow-mo video inside!

A contestant on Jeopardy dropped the F bomb when he got a wrong question to a $400 dollar question about Star Wars. Can't say we blame him. That was a really easy question and he missed it on national television.

OH LAWD is this bad. Like, really, really bad. Here's a video of a girl performing a magic trick—making herself disappear, I suppose. The thing, though, is that she fails. Miserably. Get your Tuesday schadenfreude fix on, inside.

Don't they say dolphins are supposed to be really smart or something? This video features a collision of epic dolphin proportions. This is what the bottlenose dolphin gets for being such a show-off. A majestic fall from grace.

In the background of a live newsroom shot, this worker bee looks right at the camera... and decides to pick her nose. As if that wasn't bad enough, she then decides to eat the booger! Watch the embarrassing video inside.

Mentalist Lior Suchard tried to dazzle Kathie Lee and Hoda with magic tricks on the Today Show. Except Hoda was not having any of his foolishness, telling him, "you're creeping me out." Inside, watch Suchard perform awkward and confusing tricks.

Watch as this pitcher takes a baseball to the head, courtesy of his bat weilding buddy. To add insult to injury, the batter then proceeds to ROFL. It's a perfect example of someone laughing at you, not with you.

There's very few things harder than putting yourself out there—especially singing the National Anthem. One police officer's off-key rendition of the National Anthem may make you cringe, but A+ for effort. He's a braver person than most.

In this clip from Bananas, Woody Allen helps someone on the street with their parallel parking. So in other words—don't ask this guy for any favors.

This brave young man puts his fear of being launched into the air aside to ride an amusement park ride with his friend. Once they get launched into the air; however, he starts screaming for his mother.

Bank robbers with a flair for the dramatic attempt a heist on motorcycles. The half-baked plan almost worked until seconds after the robbery, when they blew the exit and crashed into a truck.

We'll give the control room at Access Hollywood Live some slack because it's only their third day—but who wants to see Kate Gosselin's belly filled with sextuplets early in the morning? This is what nightmares are made of.

Bengals team members Terrell Owens and Chad Ochocinco both left the field before the end of the first half of their game Sunday against the Patriots, without explanation. T.O. drama ensues at the post-game press conference!

Pole dancing is hard, y'all. It takes skill, discipline, practice, and—first and foremost—a pole that won't snap when you attempt to wrap your legs around it. Unfortunately for this girl, her grandma's bedpost couldn't take the erotic heat.

At an intense middle school choir concert, a young man is so moved by the music that he topples through his unsuspecting fellow singers. And yes, it is possible to faint with your eyes open.