In your finally Friday media column: Katie Couric rebukes the Today show, rumors of payment problems at Time Out NY, magazine ad pages are up modestly, and Sean Hannity and Glenn Beck lose Philly, and morning television funneez.

Someone is going to be in big trouble when Dad gets home.

As the Today Show hosts were bantering about Kathie Lee and Hoda's impending booze cruise ocean adventure, Al chimed in with a pirate joke that was nobody appreciated. Sounds of crickets would be less awkward than the silence that followed.

Translated from Spanish, this talking head says this cooking lid was inspired from the Bruce Willis film Unbreakable. A strange inspiration for a cooking lid, but lets put it to the test.

Tonight's Wheel of Fortune featured three contestants who are currently serving in the US Military. Yay! That said, two of them had quite the problem solving the game's final puzzle—even after it was mostly filled out. Watch inside.

Watch as a group of "sexy" witches, devils, pirates, and elves destroy an Oakland Denny's on Halloween.

Remember "JK Wedding Entrance Dance," the viral video set to Chris Brown's song, "Forever," with almost 60 million YouTube views (see it here)? These people tried to recreate it—let's just say it didn't turn out so well.

This girl cannot hurdle, so adding water on the other side does not help. Here is another sarcastically scored video of a high school track and field fail! Watch as she becomes fodder for the crowd.

For those tired of seeing spectacular hockey shootout trick shots, here is one to balance the scales. Ilya Kovalchuk needed one to keep his team alive, and it was comically anti-climactic. He recently signed a 15-year, $100 million contract.

This is why some squirrels have wings.

Liquid metal comes to life in this clip, hungry for delicate nerd-flesh. Wait for the ending to see how close the treacherous assault comes to burning a hole in Tech #2. "Dude, I saved your hand."

On Catch 21, a contestant named Eve put her leg over her head in an attempt to show off her talents. Instead her boob popped out of her shirt, leaving host Alfonso Ribeiro in the middle of a wardrobe malfunction.

This rapper could not take the intensity of his own rhyming abilities. After letting it all out (quite literally), he then does a post-pee dance that entrances his opponent and captivates the audience. Now that's gangsta.

Here are some kind-hearted lovers of nature assisting a fish who's lost its way. The fish equates their touch to the cold, clammy hands of death and in a last ditch effort, the fish releases numerous eggs. Epic fail, bro.

Look out, rebellious youth: Gram-Gram and Pop-Pop are the new sk8er-kids in town and they're headed for aisle 5. We can't help but anticipate a slew of FAIL videos to follow this brilliance.

A retreat into the woods inspires drunken antics involving slingshots and beer cans, which of course leads to hilarious (but not serious) injuries. You can even watch it happen in slow motion!

In this televised debate, Christine O'Donnell interrupts the questioner by asking her opponent "Where in the constitution is separation of church and state?" It only gets worse from there- O'Donnell has to ask the interviewer what two amendments even say.

Err... Is this part of the service? Isn't this the devil's music? Be thankful that the kid that appears into the bottom of the frame half-way through isn't you.

Here's a saucy gentleman gettin' jiggy with it to Beyonce's "Single Ladies" who is clearly sauced from whatever previously inhabited his now-empty thermos. If he assumed getting the party started would attract the single ladies, consider this a failure.

Kimmo Wilska, an English-language anchor in Finland, was fired for drinking on a live television broadcast. Ironically, he was caught while reporting on alcohol violations in bars. Wilska claims it was a prank to entertain his co-workers.