fake-trends
Hamilton Nolan · 06/20/14 09:42AM
"Miracle Fruit," America's Oldest New Food Trend
Hamilton Nolan · 05/29/14 11:10AMTeens Supposedly Get High by Putting Burt's Bees on Their Eyelids
Jay Hathaway · 04/24/14 08:48AMNew York Post Decries "Suicide Myth" That It Created
Hamilton Nolan · 03/31/14 08:34AMFancy Restaurants Are Using Secret Hand Signals to Talk About You
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Hamilton Nolan · 11/18/13 03:30PM
Allow Us to Gently Point Out that New York Magazine's Cover Story Is Meaningless
Hamilton Nolan · 03/19/12 02:35PMNew York Magazine cover stories that purport to capture and explain some element of our current zeitgeist are not to be taken seriously. Just to be clear. Only people hermetically sealed in bubbles of Manhattan privilege would even labor under the delusion that such works of artful fiction were meant to be "believed," in a literal sense. Still—it is bothersome that they continue to be foisted upon the public. Why not just publish a collection of knock-knock jokes, instead? They'd contain more wisdom.
Latest Bullshit Brooklyn Trend Story Is Bullshit As Usual
Hamilton Nolan · 01/26/12 10:36AMManners Down South: Killed by Anecdotes
Hamilton Nolan · 11/02/11 09:26AMEveryone knows that people in America's Northeast, Northwest, and Southwest regions are sociopaths with no regard for others. We don't even need to mention that widely accepted fact. Everyone also knows that the final haven of "manners" here in our nation of animals is the Southeast region, where people still say "Yes ma'am" and shit like that, no matter how corny it sounds, because they love Jesus—and manners.
Fake Trend: People Are Ruder These Days
Hamilton Nolan · 08/09/11 10:44AMDoesn't it seem like people are rude these days? It's totally not your imagination. Nor is it a simple garden-variety example of the human tendency to fallaciously generalize our own mundane experiences out onto the world at large. Not at all. It's a completely true trend, according to an official-sounding survey thing!
Introducing America's Newest Disfiguring Disease: Blackberry Neck
Brian Moylan · 06/22/11 02:12PMFancy Law Students Play With Dog, Reports Important Paper
Hamilton Nolan · 03/22/11 08:42AMThe many perils of law school—how we love to cover them! As does the Lamestream Media. In fact, competition for stories about law school is now so strict among media outlets that the New York Times—once considered a "prestigious" news outlet dedicated to matters of public import—has written and published an entire story about how law students can borrow a dog to play with for 30 minutes at a time.
Chicks Paying For Things Now
Hamilton Nolan · 02/24/11 01:42PMEncouraging news from the trend-heavy New York City dating world: single ladies have money now! Seventeen percent more money than their twentysomething male counterparts, according to a study that was immediately seized upon and churned into a New York Post trend story. You know what that means, fellas? Now it's time for you to have a "sugar mama!" Here's the scoop from one wealthy lady who gives her age as "29:"